Dear Orthodontist,
I had a wonderful dream yesterday that Peter Jackson and the Hobbit Cast showed up at my house to film. They took me back to New Zealand for the Premiere and once it was over he offered me an acting job for his next movie (which was to take place after LOTR and be all their kids on an adventure) as the lead role. I went and I was so happy and then YOU CALLED MY MOM AND MADE HER PULL ME AWAY FROM NEW ZEALAND SO YOU COULD CEMENT METAL STUFF TO MY TEETH FOR 5 YEARS!
As you can see, I don't like you.
Sincerely,
Sophia
PS
*whispers* auta miqula orqu....
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