Idk where this came from but I died from laughter writing it. All mistakes are intentional...
Follow 14 midgets, led by Dumbledore, on a hike to a cool mountain in their old neighborhood. Their quest? To kill the leader Thorny's retaliating pet, who took over their house, and steal all of its favorite toys.
On the way they will encounter all sorts of mysterious creatures. Including but not limited to: smelly tall people, creepy tall people, stubborn tall people, angry tall people, attractive tall people and extremely attractive tall people.
Can Thorny keep his son Kill from going insane while balancing the love he shares with a thief and a burglar?
Find out in
The Dwarves: A Dwarf King's Tale, By Thorny OakBranch
(or: There But Not Back Again)
PS: They find a cool rock.
YOU ARE READING
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