A/N: This just kinda happened. I'm writing something called "Mirkwood: A Musical" and this was just beautiful okay so here it is xD
The lembas is always sweeter
In somebody else's domain
If you think about running out there
Then Leggy you're quite insane
Just look at the plants around you
Right here on the forest floor
Such wonderful elves surround you
What more are you looking for?
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Under the trees
Under the treeeees
Leggy it's better
when we're together
Just you and meeeee
Think of the things that we could shoot
Thrandy would let us ride his moose
We've got no dwarveses
We killed the orcses
Under the trees
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The weather is always sunny
The only dark is in Dol Guldur
We all think dwarf beards are funny
And laugh- rolling on the floor
If you don't think that you're lucky
Think of elves in Rivendell
Without all of these fab parties
Life there must just be swell
(Saaarcasm)
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Under the trees
Under the treeees
Leggy it's better
When we're together
Just you and meeee
Under the hill they eat all day
And that's how Bombur got this way
We can braid hair
And raid a troll lair
Under the treeees
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We'll dance in the trees
We'll chase honeybees
We'll mop all the floors
Frolic in the breeze
Steal all Thrandy's tea
And see where we'll be
When I say run, you go
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(chorus)
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