Please read the title in an extremely dramatic voice, it's funny (especially if you sigh dramatically at the end like you're in Romeo and Juliet or something...)
I am going to warn you only to read this if you want to hear about a very boring 30 seconds of my life that probably shouldn't matter... 😂
Well...
Well...
Well...
Okay I haven't scared you away yet, so here's the deal. I got pizza today, mhmm, and I was walking down these step thingies and I was holding a glass of water and not paying attention at all, and I ran right by this guy- no PLOWED straight INTO this guy. And I looked up and I thought he was Aidan Turner and I had a mini freaking heart attack (idek why I would have thought it was him, I live in the middle of nowhere for goodness sakes) anyway and I just stared at him and then I realized I was being really awkward so I was trying to like run away but I was spilling the water everywhere and I almost dropped it. And the guy was holding a really tall stack of pizza boxes, and I ended up actually dropping the water but he dropped the boxes and dove for the water and it was just really weird okay? Okay.
Then I sat down at this table thingy to wait for my mom and sister, and when I finally calmed down I turned around to make sure the guy wasn't around or something idk BUT THE BOTFA TRAILER WAS PLAYING ON THE TV AND I SLAMMED MY HANDS DOWN ON THE TABLE AND SCREAMED "NOPE, NOPE. I. AM. DONE."
AND I WALKED OUT OF THAT PIZZA PLACE LIKE ARAGORN WALKED INTO HELMS DEEP.
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