Fandom Incidents

sherlock no.

This is such a random and unpredictable chapter that I couldn't find a title for it, and "SHERLOCK NO!" is what my dad just screamed at the TV so oh well. (And it has a lot of BBC SHERLOCK in it for some reason. Don't ask me.)

I have writers block and ugh. But today in English class my teacher was talking to us about 'Language Code' (which is basically when he's really sarcastic and teaches us how to piss people off without saying anything wrong) and he asked for volunteers who had examples of things to say. I, of course, raised my hand, because I'm a bucket spilling over with sarcasm drowning in a sea of fandom references. I said "A telemarketer called my house and told my that in his opinion I should buy a new mailbox, and I said 'That's a nice opinion' and hung up." And some kid LAUGHED. THEY LAUGHED WITH ME AND I WAS SO HAPPY. And then they screamed VATICAN CAMEOS and we jumped underneath our desks and everyone else didn't know what in Durin's name was going on but it was SO AWESOME. And then some other student asked "What's going on?" and I leaned over and whispered "Battle stations" and with a straight face, "Someone's going to die."

NOBODY GOT IT BUT ME AND THAT KID BUT ERMAHGERSH IT WAS THE BEST THING THAT HAPPENED TO ME ALL DAY.

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OH OH OH and today I had a Greek and Latin Roots quiz (where we write the meaning of roots) anyways one of them was "cau" which means "to burn", so I wrote TO BURRRNNNNNN on the quiz and the teacher wrote me a note saying not to bring fire to class and drew a picture of a burning caterpillar.

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OH OH and in science our student teacher asked us to share one thing that came to mind when we heard the word "chemistry" and the kid infront of me said 'Hot Girls' so I yelled "FIIREEE MUAHAHHAHAH"

In short I'm pretty sure all of my teachers either think I'm a pyromaniac or a psychopath.

I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high functioning sociopath. Do your research.

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Is it a bad sign that my autocorrect automatically changes "Sherlock" into "SHERLOCK" er is that normal? XD

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It's sad bc I don't think I ever have any typos in my writing and then I read over it a month later and suddenly "she's" is "she'e" like widn?

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Hehehe I'm done now

To you non-Sherlockians

1) sorry that this chapter was probs v boring and all

2) watch. it. now. hurry. RUN LIKE SOMETHINGS ON FIRE.

(oh, hehe, see how I brought up fire again)