Quotes applicable in real life situations. (Best if said with a hint of sarcasm, and a sassiness that is probably only attainable by Magnus Bane on a glitter shortage.)
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"I instill terror in the hearts of men."
"You care about them, then you can watch them die."
"I did not think you would allow your son to pledge himself to a lowly Silvan elf."
"They follow you because they would not be parted from you, because they love you."
"If you should ever need my help, I will come."
"It is mine to give to whom I will, like my heart."
"Sorry but my one true love still remains myself."
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Comebacks as Sassy as Bilbo's "Burnnnn" Face:
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"Many that live deserve death.."
"The only ill will to be found in this valley is that which you bring yourself."
"Why doesn't that surprise me."
"Do you want me to describe it to you, or would you like me to find you a box?"
"That's nice! ASH IN MY TOMATOES."
"A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to."
"Keep telling yourself that darling."
"She looks like someone who's phone number should be on a bathroom wall."
"That's a great idea! I just don't know why we haven't thought of that for the past thousand years!"
"Please, its annoying."
"I don't want to be a man. I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it our verbally on other people."
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