So I just realized I haven't actually SAID anything in like two weeks or so so um #orcward
BUUUUT I have some things to say
Gather 'round little children, momma bear is gonna tell you a story.AHEM
*clears throat*
*straightens nonexistent tie*OKAY so my hair looks very nice today and it's making me very very happy
AND I'm going to camp in like half and hour and I've been going every day this week and BASICALLY I don't know if you would consider it "hippie camp" but that's what my mom is referring to is as and its really cool like wow
We run around in the forest and do weird witch stuff and talk about gayness and make herbal stuff
ITS BEEN FUN
And there's this really cool girl named Alanna and I really like her and I think we're friends but idk if she's friends with me but anyway I like her a lot and there's only like 8 other kids at the camp buT ALANNA IS EIGHTEEN.
EIGHTEEN I TELL YOU.anD IT SORTA SCARES ME IDK WHY
LIKE SHES A LEGAL ADULT SHE COULD GO BE AN ADULT IN HER FREE TIME
I'm supposed to be getting ready right now
OKAY ITS BEEN LIKE TWO DAYS SINCE I WROTE THAT AND CAMP IS OVER NOW.
I cried.
ALSO I'M WRITING THIS ON THE COMPUTER AND THE SpAcInG iS wEiRd????
WHY.
I DON'T WANT AN EXTRA LINE BETWEEN MY STUFFS.
Anyway I started writing like five more fanfictions and I need to stop because I was going to rewrite The Elven Gates and I haven't even started yet and SCHOOL IS GOING TO START IN LIKE THREE WEEKS OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT and HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIND TIME TO DO THINGS WITH MY LIFE DURING SCHOOL.
I'm also already really scared for next year because like um HIGH SCHOOL. ISN'T THAT SUPPOSED TO BE THE EQUIVALENT OF HELL OR SOMETHING. Also I'm just freaked in general because I need to do things with my family at some point and we need to give away our cats and I can't find any of my school stuff and my favorite pair of jeans ripped and I can't find the channel number for The CW it just like disappeared and I'm going to cry.
u g h.
I WAS GOING TO SAY SOMETHING COOL AND MEANINGFUL BUT IT TOTALLY SLIPPED MY MIND.
THOUGHT, WHERE YOU AT?
woah so I guess on computers you can center text
like this
DUDE
I'm back now
Sometimes I want to not capitalize letters for like artistic tumblrness but I can't handle when i's aren't capitalized and just :NGLJBADLIFVBUB:OVJKN^JKN&AJLVZ IBLVSD.
I made my sister read Twist and Shout
no regrets
she's 11, she has to learn things one way or another
plus I guess that's payback for tricking me into reading that really bad Rhink fanfic
hah.
WHAT FANDOM IS WEAK NOW, SISTER? HUH? WHAT WAS THAT? YEAH. FIGHT ME.
On a very Supernatural note, I've been listening to "I've got destiel in my eye" (THE 8TRACKS PLAYLIST GUYS) as many times as I can in 8 hour periods and JUST WOW. THIS FANDOM. THEY ARE JUST. WOW. OH MY GOD. HOW. WOW. XTREME WOWIE. THIS FANDOM IS AWESOME.
I made a playlist on my sister's Spotify that y'all should out called "adventures of django and sebastian" and it was originally the soundtrack to this book but now its just feels
IT WAS LIKE CUTE AND THEN POWERFUL AND THEN FEELSY AND THEN EYE OF THE TIGER
"like um yeah so you can drive but not legally and yeah you can burn things but not legally and yeah you can kill people but not legally like um IS ANYTHING EVEN LEGAL THESE DAYS" ~ my aunt 2k15
also it's overcast and humid and raining here and the power is on and off and THIS IS CALIFORNIA WHERE IS THE BEAUTIFUL SUNNY CALIFORNIA WEATHER AND THE NICE FOGGY WOODS AND OVERCAST OCEAN CLIFFS AND LIKE NORTHERN CALIFORNIA DID NOT SIGN UP TO BE FLORIDA THAT'S SO NOT COOL
there are 666 words in this chapter what the what

YOU ARE READING
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