THIS IS CHAPTER 100
YEEHAW
I would say that we've come a long way, but honestly we haven't. At least we got past when I numbered the chapters in the beginning *shudders* those were the times...
ANYWAY.
This chappie is not only celebrating its hundredness, but also my new twohundredfollowersness. SHOUT OUT TO Frazzles FOR THAT. THANK YOU SO MUCH! ｡◕‿ ◕｡
Sooooo, DOES THIS REQUIRE A...... PARODY??
HUH?
WHAT WAS THAT?
*whispers*
UHM maybe later.
I have to make it first.
Aaaaand I'm a lazy butt.
OK.
TWENTY FACTS?
*consults fanfiction library*
TWENTY FACTS IT IS.
(And maybe you could even... learn something *gasp* *crowd dies*)
1. (número uno- in Google Spanish) MY NAME IS SOPHIA. LIKE LE COOLIO GREEK PERSON OF WISDOM AND FABULOUSNESS. I wasn't named after anyone, which I guess could be sad but idc. My middle name, though, is Marlena, which is from my grandma's name (Marlene). OK TMI MOVING ON.
2. (číslo dva- in Google Slovak) I LIVE IN THE CALIFORNIA. MOOOOOM IF I SAY THE SAN FRANCISCO-ISH IS THAT TOO SPECIFIC??? Ok I'm just going to trust that none of you are going to come searching for me. Actually, PLEASE DO. I WANT MY FRIENDS TO MEET YOU. I WANT YOU TO MEET MY FRIENDS. I WANT TO MEET YOU. I WANT TO HANG OUT WITH YOU. I WANT TO TALK TO YOU. I WANT TO RANT TO MY LANGUAGE ARTS TEACHER ABOUT LORD OF THE RINGS WITH YOU.
3. (numero kolme- in Google Finnish) I have two cats. Jasper is the fat one who thinks he's a dog and can probably fly, and Miko (MEEKO? MEICKO? MIICO?) is pretty messed up, man. Uhm he talks and walks into walls and keeps jumping into the fridge don't even ask. SO UM YEAH IF YOU WANT TO KNOW MORE ABOUT MY CATS I'D BE HAPPY TO SPLEJFKEL ABOUT THEM (splejfkel is a word I just made up and I'm not sure what it means buT I'LL FIGURE IT OUT.)
4. (négyes - in Google Hungarian) I was born in New York state and have never left the U.S.. (AM I SUPPOSED TO PUT TWO PERIODS THERE BC ITS THE END OF THE SENTENCE IDK) Buuuut I've visited New Zealand in my dreams um ok I should stop now this is starting to sound creepy.
5. (número cinco - Google Portuguese) I'm in the theatre drama program class thing at my school, and we did a production of The Little Mermaid musical last semester and I was FLOUNDER DU FAB. FLOUNDER FOR LIFE. FLOUNDER FOR PRESIDENT. #ShesInLoveWITHTHEGOVERNMENT
That went in a weird direction very quickly...
6. (จำนวน หก - Google Thai) I'm now in a crap load of fandoms. This is too many. TOO MUCH FANDOM. *sirens in distance*
7. (uimhir seacht - Google Irish) I have a lot of theme songs. Shall I list them?
8. (broj osam - Google Croatian) ...I've decided to. Uh. In no particular order, Bulletproof Heart by My Chemical Romance is pretty coolio (I WAS UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT IS HAS A DIFFERENT TITLE IS THIS TRUE HELP), AND I LIKE TOO MUCH OF THEIR MUSIC I CANT LIST IT ALL MMKAY,
Death by White Lies gets an A+,
Hell and Back by The Airborne Toxic Event is... wait for it... hella. LOL IM SO FUNNY.
Tear In My Heart by Twenty One Pilots gives me Winter Soldier feels and I honestly don't know why...
Um, I grew up on Human by The Killers, and I like a bunch of their songs so I'm not even going to list all of them because I HAVE NO TIME FOR THESE THINGS.
WOAH HERO OF WAR BY RISE AGAINST MAKES ME CRY.
Okay I'm done with this. I'll make a spotify playlist or something.
9. (Nummer neun - Google German)
My first fandom merch was one of those little pillows with TROY BOLTON'S FACE ON IT. #I WAS SIX. #NO REGRETS. #FIRST FANDOM. #NEVER FORGET.
*whispers* I still have it. hehe. oops.
10. (fjöldi tíu - Google Icelandic) Contrary to popular beliefs, I have friends, but we mostly just laugh at each other in public places and stalk each other on the internet. WE PUT A CHAIR IN THE MIDDLE OF A PARKING LOT ONCE.
11. (नम्बर एघार - Google Nepali) We tried to start a YouTube channel. Yeah. don't. WE COOL WE COOL.
12. (liczba dwanaście - Google Polish) I've never read the Harry Potter books DONTSTABME.
13. (број тринаест - Google Serbian) I have a very healthy sleeping schedule also known as "sleep between the hours of 4 and 6 am if I can". *nervous laugh*
14. (skaičius keturiolika - Google Lithuanian) I AM CURRENTLY WRITING SEVENTEEN FANFICTIONS. OKAY? THOUGHT SO. S E V E N T E E N. DIDYA CATCH THAT? SEVENTEEN DANG FANFICS.
15. (rhif bymtheg - Google Welsh) I was homeschooled for two years but it feels liKE IT WAS MY ENTIRE LIFE. And because of that my old school wouldn't take any of my grades from those years seriously so I 1) wasn't allowed to be in the advanced math class and 2) had to wait a year to take the GATE test when everyone else took it in fourth grade. Ok enough ranting sopheh noBODY CARES.
16. (zenbakia hamasei - Google Basque) OK BUT WAIT SO IM MAD BECAUSE AT MY SCHOOL THE ONLY THING THE GATE PROGRAM DOES IS HAVE LIKE DANG COOKING CLASSES LIKE WHAT PLUS THEYRE OFFERED TO THE REST OF THE SCHOOL TOO IF THEY DONT FILL UP AND IM JUST SO CONFUSED LIKE ISNT GATE AN EDUCATION THING LIKE Y U TEACH US TO COOK
17. (අංකය දහහත් - Google Sinhala [ARE THOSE NOT THE PRETTIEST CHARACTERS YOU'VE EVER SEEN BC AWH]) It's two in the morning and I have a history project due in two days that I haven't started...
18. (numerus decem et octo - Google Latin) IM OFFICIally taller than my mom and MY EYEBROWS ARE COOLER THAN YOURS sorry they give me much happiness
19. (số mười chín - Google Vietnamese) My phone doesn't understand the language of me. It changes "wow" to "election", it's changed "JESUS" to "Antarctica", and just changed "they" to "Rhett". IT AUTOCORRECTED RIVER TO ROBOT BLOOD I THINK THERES SOMETHING WRONG.
20. (twenty - Google English) I act like I'm cool but I'm not, man. #COOL ON THE INTERWEB LAME IRL
#I PLAY VIOLIN THO #I COSPLAY THO #JUST SOMETIMES THO #MY MOM IS LETTING ME WEAR MY ELVEN GUARD COSPLAY TO GRADUATION THO #THANK YOU EMILY THO
Twenty facts. I'm done. 1,000 WORDS.
wait I haven't done the translations.
ANYWAY.
YEAH.
TOODLEOOO
ALSO the reason the translations say "Google [insert language]" is because I don't actually speak any of those languages *gasp* and I was doing it for awesomeness purposes and put all of my faith in the Google Translator so ya
It's 2:30am now.
g'night.
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