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I have a question.... HOW THE FUCK TO THESE WEREWOLF STORIES HAVE TO MANY READS?! And some of the titles are outrageous! I found one called "My brother is my mate?!" Like, what the actual fuck? It's always Alpha this and Alpha that... No one gives a shit since they're all the same. Also, wtf is up with all the bad boy x good girl books? I doubt they're that entertaining... And have actual good grammar... I'm just confused. Do I have to write a book about any of this? Oh, wait, I got the perfect title... "My Bad Boy Werewolf Alpha God Wants To Impregnate Me AND My Sister, As Well As My Mother." That'll get me reads, right? You know what... I'm gonna start the first chapter that now. It'll be short, don't worry.

I watched as he slowly undressed, his man tits showing promptly on his chest. He seems to notice me, and with his godly powers, I am suddenly nine months pregnant. He walks over to me and kisses me passionately. I don't see my mum on his bed though, clearly nine months pregnant. And my sister too was also on his bed, nine months pregnant. A week later, my mum, sister, and I had our babies at the exact same time. And My Bad Boy Werewolf Alpha God fucked all of us on the hospital bed. We had a great time, and all got pregnant again. THE END.

I'm sorry for this ungodly horror I created in my head. It took my under two seconds to create that, and I'm now disappointed in myself. Bye now.

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This is an example

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This is an example... I crossed the author's name out because, well, idk. You guys can just look the book up, so wtf am I doing. But the title AND book cover are fucking brilliant. Okay, bye for good now.

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