One More Baka

Me, Idiots, and America part 1

I woke up to Hideyoshi's adorable face I woke him up with a kiss on the cheek. He woke up a few seconds later. " hi Hideyoshi how did you sleep?"

"Good morning I slept fine." " I told my parents I was in a relationship I said you are nothing compared to the last relationship!" "Wait show me what you wrote did you write I have a boyfriend." Hideyoshi said with a worried expression "let me just show you there is no need to worry." I hand him my computer and put on the email I sent my mom earlier this morning. "Thanks for handing me your laptop and thanks for putting on email but one thing... I can't read English" he looked at me " oh hehe sorry I will translate it

To: < mom@fakeemail.com >

Hi mom I forgot to tell you in the last email that I am in a relationship!!!! it is way better than my last relationship!! Anyways our flight is at 12:00 pm anyways see you soon tell dad and my brother I miss them!

"Why didn't you say I have a boyfriend?" I looked confused. "I thought my parents think I'm straight!" I said. "Well when someone first sees me they automatically think I'm a girl." "Oh sorry I will explain when we get there, stop worrying its gonna be fine!"

"Well Kiyomi you get ready i'll wake everyone up." " no Hideyoshi I will you just got up I already showered and got dressed go get ready ok?" "Ok."

I went to the girls room and woke them up and I gave them bull horns so that the guys will wake up more naturally (lol).

"Ok on 1...2" Minami Hemeji Shouko and me got ready to push the thing down "THREE!!!"

Aki and Yuuji screamed there heads off but kouta just jumped barely :/ so the plan kinda failed

"C'mon guys get ready we leave in 2 hours"

Me and the girls were having some tea talking about stuff. "So Germany why did you move here to japan Minami?" "Well my little sister wanted me to come with her and my dad because he got a job here." "Oh Hemeji you're originally from here right?" "Yeah I met Akihisa, Kouta, And Hideyoshi in 1st grade and they have changed over the years but still really lovable!" "So is Hideyoshi nervous meeting your parents you guys just met ...and just started dating." Hemeji said "I don't really know he is excited to go but idk if he is nervous to meet them we already made a mistake with an email..." "What....email....?"

Minami said "Wha....oh nothing it will be explained!

2 hours later c'mon guys our plane is ready

Once we got to the airport in America they started freaking out and shouting stuff like WHERE DID YOU TAKE US and WHAT IS EVERYONE SAYING. And like I said they don't know English and they were shouting in a busy airport nothing was more embarrassing. Me and Hideyoshi were calm and had to gather our "children" I found Aki by the luggage thing to get his bag and he got everyone else's too! I found kouta taking pictures of girls breasts and up there skirt (if they were wearing one) and found Hemeji by the gifts. Hideyoshi found Shouko Minami and Yuuji asking people where is the restroom (did I forget to mention that they cant speak English D:< )

I showed them the restroom and we were headed to the rental car and I was asked multiple questions. Aki asked why can't we walk everywhere I said because this isn't japan. Then Shouko said why is the drivers seat on the left I said we ride on the right side of the road and once again this isn't japan. "Why is - " "DON'T ASK ANYMORE QUESTIONS TILL WE GET TO MY PARENTS HOUSE!!!!!!"

Everyone was just talking "hey Kiyomi" Aki said "yeah Aki" "what time is it?" "It's 7:30 we should get there around 8:15" "ok I guess I can hold it" "You have to use the restroom Aki?" "Yea but I can hold it." "No I'll stop at a gas station it's not good to hold in pee" " ok I guess"

At the hotel

We all share a two bedroom hotel with four beds I have a list

List style :D

Bedroom on the right

bed 1: Minami Me

Bed 2 :Hemeji Shouko

Bedroom on left

Bed 3: Yuuji kouta

Bed 4: Aki Hideyoshi

(No more list style) :(

"This is the kitchen and the guy room is on the left and the girls room is here on the right and there is a bathroom for each room. Let's unpack then go to my parents!"

Every one is still unpacking me and Hideyoshi are done and sitting on these two little couches that they have "So it's probably gonna be hard for you translating everything even your parents." "Oh no Hideyoshi, they know japanese they speak it fluently but know English and also speak it fluently :/ ...."

I just remembered Something "hey Hideyoshi are you nervous about seeing my parents?" " kind of I have never been in a relationship before so it's my first time I kiss Hideyoshi on the lips then we stayed like that for a while. " you'll be fine Hideyoshi" then we kissed again

Aki turned on the tv "wait where are the channels with the anime shows on here?" " it's not shown on major networks unlike japan we have cartoons they are more child appropriate." "Ehhh no thanks I'll just read my manga" me and hideyoshi looked at each other "well at least he reads" Hideyoshi said then we chuckled

C'mon let's go

Once we got there I saw my parents and my brother they were speaking English and so was I

Idiots: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

"Umm mom , dad , brother these are my friends"

My mom gasps " is the tall young red-haired fellow the guy you are on a relationship with?" "Kiyomi will never have my Yuuji " Shouko said holding a taser "umm... Yeah about that.... Here he is" I slightly smiled holding Hideyoshi "Koyomi why didn't you tell us you were .... Into girls!!" My dad said " I told you they would flip out" Hideyoshi said "NO! Mom, Dad he's a guy trust me you guys can inspect him" "wait...WHAT" they are not "inspecting" me!!" "It's ok we believe you .... well we have dinner ready if you guys are hungry" "thanks let's eat everyone" " so we know that your guys' school is all about grade but we were never told on what class you were in you all look like a smart bunch of kids" my mom said "well Shouko is in class A and all of is are in ....were in .......class F" "so you guys are idiots" my brother said " they are I was supposed to be In class d or c but forgot my name so the class f is stuff is a peice of cake" " I am supposed to be in class A but I was a little sick that day

"So what do you guys do after your loss?" "AKI!!!" " you told him about your sister" " yeah but...look in sorry he was so nice he cared you don't find and idiot friend with so much love in his heart for his friends so you guys SHOULD JUST SHUT UP AKI IS NICE!! HE CARES DEEPLY FOR EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US YOU GUYS SHOULD BE HAPPY I KNOW HIM!!!" I started to cry I ran to my brothers room the girls came to comfort me when I walked out they were getting along fine and they didn't see me and they said to The guys make sure nothing happens to her you all look so nice the. They spotted me

*cough* " well you guys should get going it's late now see ya later bye

Well this chapter was fun and long 3 stories published today my brain is fried for all the thinking anyways hope you liked it I love the story so far bye~!