Until the end.

You didn't think we would bet on this?

WARNING: Due to inappropriate language and uncomfortable to write scenes this has a definite warning, however, i am not sure if it counts as SMUT, so, yeah, just read it.
General POV
Valkyrie had just picked up her keys, when she realised she should probably bring Skulduggery with her. So, she walked up the stairs to the room that she now shared with Skulduggery. As she walked in, the sight before her truly astonished her. Well, it was interesting, to say the least.
As she gazed upon the sight in front of her, she realised that she should probably make her presence known. But, instead of simply clearing her throat, she walked over to where Skulduggery stood, his back to her, his trousers dropped and his hands out in front of him, and grabbed him from behind. (A/N Yeah, she grabbed him there) which made him jump slightly. But as she started slowly trailing her fingers up and down him, he suddenly found it rather difficult to keep in his moans.
"Want some help with that?" Valkyrie whispered seductively in Skulduggery's ear. However, instead of replying, a low grumble came from his throat. Valkyrie took this as a sign to continue. As she bit his ear lobe, then sucked on it, she grabbed his cock firmly and started to slowly pump it.
Skulduggery's POV
I couldn't get the thought of her in that little black dress out of my mind. I felt a nudge in my trousers to find a slight tent in them. Well shit. Guess I have to sort this out myself. Again. So, as any man would do, I ran to our room and dropped my trousers, yep just like that, remember how quickly I did this later. After a few strokes, someone grabs me from behind. You guessed it, in my rush to get this sorted as quickly as I could, I forgot to lock the door. Then, I heard a sexy voice whisper in my ear,
"Want some help with that?"
I knew at once it was Valkyrie but I couldn't answer. Just her slight touches were driving me insane. All I could do was grumble, and hope she understood. To my relief, she did. She grabbed my dick and started pumping. I knew I couldn't last very long if she kept going like this, god knows she knew that too, as my breathing was getting way too fast and my moans were uncontrollable. But, before I could finish, She stopped, earning a whine from me. I thought she was teasing me again and was about to walk away, but as I turned around to see where she had gone, she grabbed me again and shoved my entire length into her mouth. All I could see was her head bobbing up and down. But I could feel her sucking and licking, swirling her tongue around the tip and then shoving it back into her mouth. It wasn't long before I released into her mouth. She swallowed all of it, stood up and put her face next to my ear.
"Come on, we have to go and see Ghastly."
And with that she left the room, leaving me quite confused.
General POV
Valkyrie and Skulduggery were now on their way to Ghastly and Tanith's house.
"So... are we going to talk about what just happened, or?"
"No, you are going to keep driving your Bentley and we are going to continue to sit in a comfortable silence."
"Right. Ok then."
After about 10 minutes of driving in the not so comfortable silence Skulduggery had promised Valkyrie, they arrived.
"So, this is where they live, nice" It was a large house. 4 floors, including the attic. A nice front garden, filled with purple and blue flowers, and baby toys. The house itself was made of light bricks and was a creme colour with ivy snaking up the walls. The windows were double glazed, from the looks of it, and had a nice diamond pattern on them. All this was finished off with a thatched roof.
Skulduggery and Valkyrie walked in hand in hand and walked straight to the front room where Ghastly, Tanith, Dodson, Anton, Dexter, Saracen, Donnegon, Gracious and Dexter and Saracen's two adopted children. (A/N I'm sorry, I couldn't resist a perfect Sexter moment).
"Well, who invited all these people?" Valkyrie inquired, obviously irritated. Ghastly opened his mouth to speak but thought better of it. He didn't really feel like getting punched at the minute.
"We heard you had something to tell us?" Prompted Tanith
"Right, yes, well..." Skulduggery started.
"Skulduggery and I are sort of a thing!" Valkyrie squealed.
There was a moment of silence when Dexter swore and handed Sarecen a five pound note. Valkyrie and Skulduggery stood, silent and confused as Anton and Ghastly each handed what looked like at least fifteen pound to Tanith and Donnegon pulled out his check book and started writing one out for £50 to Gracious.
"Ummm, what's going on?" Asked Valkyrie, obviously confused.
"Seriously, you didn't think we were going to bet on this?"