The Funeral - Comedy

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Today was the funeral for my dad. My whole family, including my friends, Brendon, Sarah, Tyler, Jenna and their siblings. Josh was my husband, we got married a few months ago.

My dad died from a heart attack, it was sad to have him leave.

<Brendon's POV>

I ran into the bathroom and started pulling drugs from my pocket. I started to get high in the bathroom. I was going crazy.

I started to laugh randomly and kept taking drugs.

<My POV>

Josh and I stood at my fathers casket. I sniffed and wrapped my arm around Josh. "He was a good guy." Josh said, I nodded.

My parents lived in a big house and my mother was gonna sell it to a man named Jackson.

"Sorry for your lost guys." The man said, it was Jackson the man who was getting the house.

"Thank you Jackson. I appreciate it." I smiled, he nodded and went to grab his phone from his pocket and he walked away.

<Josh's POV>

I noticed something fell from Jackson's pocket and I picked it up. My eyes widen and I tapped Y/N's shoulder. "I'll be right back, babe." I kissed her before walking after the man.

He walked in a room and I stepped in and he jumped up at my presence.

"Hey, what are you--"

"What's this?" I held up a photo of him with Y/N's father. "That's nothing. It's just a--"

"Seems like you guys are kissing in the back of this photo." I flip it and it had Y/N's dad and Jackson kissing.

"Alright! We were gay! He cheated on his wife with me and we just wanted to take--"

"Porn photos?" I asked, he gulped and stepped back. "Why are you getting this house? You shouldn't have it."

"Well too late, I got the papers." He said. I heard Tyler and Mark step in. "What's going on here?" Tyler asked.

"Well take a look at this." I hand him the photo. "Woah! Y/N's father was gay!"

"Grab him." I said, we tied him with our suit ties and I wrapped a tie in his mouth.

"Why is Mrs. L/N selling this house to this man?" Mark asked. I shrugged. "I don't know, but we gotta take him out of here."

"How about we drug him and throw him in the casket?" Mark asked. "What?!" I said, he shrugged. "We're not killing him!" Tyler said.

"Get your grandpa's pills." I asked. Tyler nodded and pulled out the pills before giving them to Jackson. "Swallow." Tyler said, he forced them down and Jackson passed out a few minutes later.

"Phew. That was close." Mark said.

"Baby!" Jenna called, Tyler flinched at her voice behind the door.

"Yes, Babe!" Tyler called. "I need you right now! Can I come in?" Jenna asked. My eyes widen and I grabbed Jackson and threw him over the couch.

"Uh-yeah--hold on a sec!" Tyler said, I jumped over and landed on Jackson. He was awake but his eyes were blood shot red. "Holy crap." I muttered, he muffled yelled and I smacked him to shush.

"Oh thank you, Tyler. Your mother needs your help to carry the flowers in the house." Jenna said, entering the room. "Oh my god, your grandpas pills fell on the ground!" Jenna gasped, picking them up.

"Uh-yeah, I accidentally knocked them off the table cause I was looking for my wallet."

"But you didn't bring your wallet." Jenna said. Tyler's eyes grew big. "Oh I didn't!? Oh silly me, I forgot, haha." Tyler faked laugh. Jenna smiled before pulling Tyler out of the room.

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