The mcfuckin revenge

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Mcfuckin pov

"why?" primced asked hugging enigma, her beady little eyes glared with madness at me

"why??????!!??" i ask my anger EXPLODIG "you cheated on me!!!!! Why woul i not creepily cling to you as you naruto run up to the moon???!"

Primcesd cried. If this was a normal day.... I would try to cheer her up but no.

She had to cheat on my.

Enigma glared "hey you butt, stop bullying my future wife!!!!!"

"never!!!"

We then get into an intense battle that ended when rays of sunshine fell from the galaxy. It was tsubasa.

Enigles was then sucked into a seal and screamed

"thank you!!!" i say

"nnoooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!? Me husbando!!!" primcesd cried

Tsubasa smilled, he decended onto the moon beautifully and his wings closed "no prob, bro."

"whyd you do that??? Whatd he do to you????" primcesd asked

"oh? He didnt do shit to me. I just hate his guts is all." tsubasa said with a shrug

"the fuck does that mean???@" primcesd asked

"hes ugly is what i mean, man. Youre pretty ugly too, maybe i should seal you too...." tsubasa said stroking his chin

"no!" i said waving my arms "thats my wife!"

"she is?" tsubasa asked "she just called enigma, who is literally SATAN, her husband. Are you sure you want to associate with this ugly as fuck wonan."

"she aint ugly!!! Just gross looking!!!" i say making primcesd feel better a bit

"whatever you say, bro." tsubasa said, clearly not believing it. He then looked her in the eyes and said this: "she still smells like poop"

How could he call my wifey ugly as fuck AND poop smelly?!?!?!

Suddenly tsuzu was pinched in teh face by ENIGMA who escaped from gell somehow!!!!!!

"i heard you all the way from hell, you moldy potatoe chip!!!" he yells and stels my glory!!! I was about to beat the hecks out of tsubasa until that butty arrived!!! I want to bunch enigm so bad right now >;(

"what the fick, i sealed you in hell for the tenth time and you STILL escaped?!?!" tsubaba says

"youd be surprised with how bad the security is doen there. They just let me literally walk out the door." he said

"oh. That sinks." tsubsasa sais

Weh i wanna have a majestic fight scene not a casual conversation!!!!

To be continued............ :D

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