Author: This is a special point-six chapter. Moment: 1 day before they entered Shibusen, and 1 day before they had their battle. Now, you might get mad at me--some more, if that's even possible--so once again, I apologize. And since this is gonna be the last point-whatever chapter I'm gonna make--I think?--I'll admit it now:
I'm doing this just to grab your attention, piss you off, and prolong the seriousness of the story.
But actually, I'm helping ya out here.
When Chapter 25 is published, I swear...
You WILL be thanking me.
That's all so...onward with the chapter! XD
[Still before Chapter Four's sudden time gap]
TOPIC: Chop, chop, chop, chop, chop!
Soul, Maka, Tsubaki, Black star, Kid, Liz and Patty: Eh??
Yanade: You haven't heard of it yet?
Soul, Maka, Tsubaki, Black star, Kid, Liz and Patty: N-no...
Yanade: Well. It's called the 'Knife Song', and it goes a little like this...
~There's an old tradition
A game we all can play
You start by getting liqueured up and sharpening your blade
You take a shot of whiskey
You take your knife and pray
You spread out your fingers and this is what you say!
Oh, I have all my fingers
The knife goes Chop Chop Chop
If I miss the spaces between my fingers will come off
And if I hit my fingers, blood will soon come out
But all the same I play this game, cause that's what's it's all about!
No you can't use a pencil. You cannot use a pen,
The only way is with a knife when danger is your friend
And some may call it stupid, some may call it dumb
But all the same we play this cause it's so damn fun!
Oh! I have all my fingers
The knife goes Chop Chop Chop
If I miss the spaces in between
My finger will come off
But all the same I play this game, cause that's what's it's all about!
Oh! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop!
I'm picking up the speed
And if I hit my finger
Then my hand will start to bleed!~
*shows amazing chop-chop-chopping skills with a random knife*
See? Easy as pie. *wipes sweat* Wanna try it out?
Maka, Tsubaki, Kid and Liz: *shivers* N-no tha--
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