The Shadow King's Other Side

I school Haruhi, Yo, girl, your daddy is wack, Why won't she listen?

A/N: Hey, guys, sorry for not updating last week, but I did say that it can take 1 to 3 weeks for me to update depending on my situation - my 'excuse' is exams so I think there is no further explanation needed. This is beside the point, though. So, I've noticed that on my last chapter I didn't get as many reads as I got in chapter 1 and 2, so I was thinking that maybe people got bored of reading the fanfic. Is it because the chapters are too long? Is the writing style boring? I'd love to hear any suggestions from you guys and I'm ready to change and improve the fic according to what people's opinions are. Anyway, sorry to keep you waiting, here's your chapter.
Previously on The Shadow King's Other Side:

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(Y/N)'s Point Of View:-

"Getting wet isn't going to do any harm, is it?" He replied maturely, once again stunning us both. "People always say that I'm dripping with good looks, after all." He added, of course, something about his looks, yet this time it wasn't in his usual tine of overconfidence, this time it was more a joke or maybe he said it to comfort Haruhi..?

"Oh, might this be..." Tamaki started, cutting my train of thoughts, as he pulled out Haruhi's wallet from the water. "...what you're looking for?" The blonde says - do I have to say this, well there is no other way of describing it - charismatically...

"What's wrong? You're daydreaming, you know." The blonde continues. He stands up straight and waves the wallet in front of Haruhi's face. "Have you fallen for me?"

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'Okay, hola, hola, hola hola, hola, hola, HO LA, did this boy just say what I think I hear him say?' "Um excuse you, but I don't recall giving you permission to be within a 5-metre radius of Haruhi. No teasing, no flirting, I understand if your gay hormones took over but none of us should be forced to deal with them so please restrain yourself." I plucked the wallet out of the idiot's grasp and 'accidentally' bumped my hip into his - making sure to disturb his balance so that he would fall over.

He 'gracefully' face-planted into the water, causing his once fair face to have red marks. He thrashed his arms around, supporting himself so he could get up, and tried to gasp for air - well I say tried because, mainly he looked like a fish pointlessly opening and closing its mouth, especially the pointless part, Tamaki was the literal definition of that word.

Anyway, we ended up having to carry Tamaki on our shoulders all the way up the stairs and back to the club room because apparently this was 'the most traumatising experience he had ever gone through' and he couldn't believe that his 'innocent kouhai would ever do something as brutal as violently tackling her beautiful Senpai'. A) Boy, what the hell are you on about, I barely even touched you. It's as if he was in his own little world completely ignorant of everything else going on around him, although to be fair I wouldn't put that past him. B) I've always been this mean, how oblivious do you need to be to not notice that. I swear his stupidity manages to astonish me every day - just when I thought he couldn't get any dumber, well I guess I was proven wrong...

Back to where we were. Since Tamaki was 'in need of medical help,' me and Haruhi had to take his place sitting with guests he was supposed to serve as well as hosting our own guests. And to our delight - please note the sarcasm - we were both free during the first time slot after we returned with Tamaki, and the guest he was supposed to sit with was none other than Princess Insecurities, *cough* what who said that * cough* as I was saying, we were to host Princess Ayanokoji. This will be fun (not)!