And finally, to the people who say that I am "spreading hate"-take a look at some of the comments posted here; saying that I am a terrible writer and a terrible mother whose children will hate her one day. Who is it who is spreading hate here? Because I don't think it's me!
How can the author's children hate her when they don't even exist? *Ding!*
The Great Hall burst into applause as a red and yellow baseball cap with a lion embroidered on the front appeared on Harry's head. He hopped deftly off the table and landed on his little feet. He could feel the love of the Lord surging through him; and he knew he had made the right decision.
Y'know what, I can almost tolerate characters wearing jeans (they wear muggle clothes in some of the later movies), but BASEBALL CAPS?? Being part of the OFFICIAL HOGWARTS UNIFORM??? Are you trying to give me a seizure here, author? *Ding!*
He was even more sure of his decision when Hermione dashed across the cafeteria to give him a big, spontaneous hug. She too was sporting a red and yellow baseball cap; although her cap had a kitten on it instead of a lion.
That's sexist. *Ding!*
"Well chosen," Dumbledore declared approvingly as he took long, energetic strides to cross the crowded, noisy room. "Welcome to the Gryffindor Hat, Harry!"
Why do they keep calling them Hats? WHYY? *Ding!*
"Thank you, Harry," Ronald uttered happily. He may have been sporting a green and black hat with a snake on it; which testified to his Slytherin beliefs; but he could recognize Harry's pure-hearted godliness, generosity, humility, and innocent goodness. He looked around at his siblings, all of them wearing hats identical to his; and he wondered why none of them were like that.
Y'know, for someone who's never even met Ron's siblings, Harry sure is quick to judge their character. *Ding!*
"Attention, students," Reverend Dumbledore announced authoritatively as he hopped onto the stage; and he held the microphone by his mouth.
At this point, I think the author is abusing adverbs and semicolons to troll readers; and I daresay it's working undoubtedly. *Ding!*
And can't he just ask God to cast him a Sonorus charm? Or is that not a power that Christians have? *Ding!*
Harry did not say anything; because he was new to the flock and didn't feel confident in his connection with the Lord. But sometimes, it takes newcomers to point out the flaws we don't see in our own communities.
Author, you've said this already. I don't know where, but you already did say it. *Ding!*
The reverend clapped his hands against each other once; and then he spoke enthusiastically, "Now, you will be sharing most of your classes with other members of your Hat; so it would be good for you to get to know them now. Ravenclaw Hats, please gather around Mr. Moody. Hufflepuff Hats, please gather around Mr. Sprout. Slytherin Hats, please gather around Mr. Finnegan. And Gryffindor Hats, please gather around Mr. Snape."
I... I don't know where to begin here. It looks for one thing like the Hats are assigned to teachers seemingly at random. Or the author was just picking out names at random. I mean, Finnegan isn't even a teacher. *Ding!*
Now, at the beginning of the breakfast meal, Harry had noticed, a tall, mysterious-looking man with long dark hair and gaunt, enigmatic features.
Tell me, author, how a man's features can be described as 'enigmatic' in appearance. *Ding!*
Author's Note: Blessings!
Lord knows, you've said that already. *Ding!*
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