Scene 34

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(Open scene at Rita's house; in the kitchen with Abuela and Roberto)

Abuela: I don't know where she is. I send her with her brothers to the market hours ago. They should be home by now.

Roberto: It's okay, Abuela.

Abuela: I feel bad that she's making you wait, Berto.

Roberto: It's okay. Really, it is.

Abuela: I go make you tamale.

Roberto: No, no. Abuela, it's okay. I just ate. I'm okay.

Abuela: *stands up* I go make the tamales.

(Exit Abuela)

Roberto: *loud exhale*

(Enter Rita, Andres, Carlos, and Donte)

(Everyone has arms full of grocery bags)

Rita: Abuela! We're home!

Roberto: *Stands up from the couch* Rita?

Rita: Who are you?

Carlos: You break into our house, man?! *aggressive*

Roberto: No! No, nothing like that-

(Enter Abuela)

Abuela: Rita! *takes Rita's grocery bags* This is Roberto Diaz. He's going to doctor school next year. Boys come with me.

(Exit Abuela, Carlos, Andres, and Donte)

Roberto: So... how are you today?

Rita: Did my Abuela set this up?

Roberto: Yes, but I did originally ask for it. Plus, you already know me.

Rita: Know you?

Roberto: Toto?

Rita: ...From pre-school?

Roberto: That's me.

Rita: I haven't seen you in years. How are you? How's your family?

Roberto: I'm doing well and so are my family. 

Rita: That'ss great to hear.

Roberto: I am happy that we remember each other-

Rita: Remember?! You're the only person I liked in that stupid school.

Roberto: Rita, I came here to ask you something. Would you accompany me to the Harvard gala in two weeks?

(Enter Abuela)

Abuela: *stands in the kitchen doorway*

Rita: Accompany? As in a date?

Roberto: Yes.

Rita: I can't. I'm sorry.

Abuela: What?!

Rita: *surprised*

Abuela: ¿Qué queries decir (What do you mean) "I can't"? ¿Qué queries decir (What do you mean) "I'm sorry"? You will go with him. Look at him! Such a nice, smart boy. Say yes, Rita.

Rita: I'm sorry.

Abuela: You are going.

Rita: No.

Abuela: Rita!

Rita: You cannot force me on a plane and fly me to Harvard! *storms away*

Abuela: Rita, get back down here, now!

(Exit Rita)

(Door slams)

Abuela: *turns to Roberto* I'm so sorry. She's just a little confused. She will think about it. I tell you soon. Bye.

Roberto: Oh, ... Am I going?

Abuela: Goodbye *shooing motion with her hands*

Roberto: Goodbye, Abuela. Goodbye, Rita! *scrambles to get his things and leaves*

(Exit Roberto)

Abuela: *walks into Rita's bedroom*

(Exit Abuela)

(Change scene to Rita's bedroom)

(Rita is sitting on top of her bed)

(Enter Abuela)

Abuela: What was that?

Rita: You know I'm already in love. Why do you do this to me?

Abuela: In love?! With who?!

Rita: Bowie.

Abuela: That gringo?

Rita: Yes!

Abuela: You will never see that boy again!

Rita: Then I'll never love again! I will live in your basement until I die alone surrounded by 20 cats!

Abuela: You are going with Roberto, and that is final!

Rita: No! You can't make me!

Abuela: I will call the police for all of the trespassing that boy has done.

Rita: You wouldn't do that, you'd get in trouble. Remember, you don't have a visa?

Abuela: You want your Abuela to go to jail?

Rita: You're jailing me here!

Abuela: Jailing? *counting on fingers* I give you food, a home, clean water to drink. Back in Columbia when I was a little girl, me and my family had none of these things.

Rita: I'm still not going.

Abuela: Yes, you are or else you'll never see that Bowie again.

Rita: Wait... are you saying that if I go I can see Bowie?

Abuela: *loud exhale* Would that make you go?

Rita: Yes

Abuela: Then once, only once. Before you get on that plane you can see this gringo.

Rita: ...Fine. I'll go.

Abuela: Ah, okay. Good choice, Rita. Very very good choice. I will go call Roberto now and make sure to set up the times.

(Exit Abuela)

(Scene goes dark)

(End scene)

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