Am I Paranoid?

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  Am I paranoid? Y'see, if I don't get mail from Wattpad, then I'm instantly suspicious and start thinking that the world has ended, and that since I live in such a remote location (Irklinia, y'know), that maybe we don't know yet, and soon we will run out of food and water and be forced to fight to survive... So yes, that actually did happen once. I mean, the mail-to-thought 'that,' not the End-of-the-world-as-we-know-it 'that.'

  Also, I looked at the opening to a parking lot- like, one of the ones that is under a building- and the gate started to close. Like, it was a total portcullis!! I was like... WTK?! Ermahgerd!!

  And, I was at an airport, and waiting for my flight, and this lady was trying to put her child into the stroller, and I looked at him, and he started crying. Well, that might not have been my fault, as he was being pretty fussy about the stroller, but still... Coincidences *Is paranoid* ヽ(o'皿′o)ノ That looks like Darth Vader. Am I the only one who thinks that that looks like Darth Vader? Yeah, that definately looks like Darth Vader.

ヽ(o'皿′o)ノ NOOOOOOO!!!!!!

(╯ಠ□ಠ)╯ THIS IS SPARTA

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My work here is done.( ^_^)o自

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