Mistral
Treylore: Hey guys I got you all gifts
Team RWBY and jnpr: Really
Treylore: yup, for ruby this.
Ruby: This is just a Gem and and a rose.
Treylore: yup a, ruby and a rose
Ruby: Did you.
Treylore: yes, Now for weiss.
Weiss: This is just snow.
Treylore: White snow or in germen, weiss schnee
Weiss: what.
Blake: What did you get for me
Treylore: Oh these
Blake: this are just berries.
Treylore: Don't eat them their toxic, also they're called belladonna
Blake:How did you.
Treylore: Don't question it
Yang: What did you get for me.
Treylore: Took me a while to find one but.
A yellow dragon fly's out of the cage
The whole room: Woah!!!
Treylore: I got you a small sun dragon, or Yang Xiao Long
Yang: Thanks.
Treylore: Now for Team JNPR, for Pyrrha I got you a game.
Pyrrha: Total war rome?
Treylore: yes now you can get as many Pyrrhic victories as you want.
Pyrrha: Now thats just a low blow.
Ren: What did you get for me.
Treylore: Oh I got nothing for you.
Ren: Oh
Treylore: I lied I got you a hunter, or lie ren( Look up ren's trivia)
Ren: Uh
A men walks into the room
Treylore: enjoy cause I paid good money for him, he will now serve you till death.
Nora: OH! OH! what do I get.
Treylore: Come out for a bit. Behold!!
Nora: Why is there a woman on a pegasus
Treylore: Thats a Valkyrie
Nora: Awesome.
Treylore: Now finally Jaune I got you a boat.
Jaune: Oh thanks I guess.
Treylore: No no follow me
Jaune: Huh
Treylore: Behold an ark(arc)
Jaune: You really outdid yourself this time
Treylore: Yes I did.
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