Flash a.i (EDITING)

Haha Funny Joke

Ingrid

Ash went somewhere.

"Ingrid I swear, if I get rapped. Its your fault."

"Hes not a rapist. Okay?"

"Oka-" Jess was cut off by Ashton's phone vibrating. "Who is it?" I picked up the phone. It was a text from that Morgan chick. It had hearts around her name. "Whats it say? Who is it!" 

"Shhh would you! Its that Morgan girl!" I whisper.

"Isn't that the girl who gave you the cast?" I looked at my neon blue cast. 

"Yes. It says," Is this some invasion of privacy? "Hey babe."

"Put the phone down." I nodded. Jess sat back on the couch and turned to see his desk. 

"What?" She got up and walked over towards the desk. "Jess. You idiot! sit!" She picked up something in a frame.

"That's my article." She grabbed the framed newspaper off the wall. Then dropped it on the desk.

BANG!

Ash came running out. 

"What are you doing?"

"Why is my article on your wall?" Jess said holding the framed paper.

"Well...er..."

"What!" She snapped at him. 

"Be careful with it!" He said grabbing the frame out of her hands. "I keep all my interviews. This one was the cutest. I framed it." He smiled down on the newspaper.

"I interviewed Flash. Not you."

"That's what I came to say." He put the paper in the frame down and went into the other room. He came back with material in his hands. It was gold and blue. He then held it out a little better. 

"Th-th-th"

"ah....um." Me and Jess were speechless. "Haha. Funny joke!" Jess finally said after silence. 

"What?" Ash looked up. "Kid this isn't a joke."

"But..."

"I know."

"We need more proof Ash." I finally spoke up.

"Fine." He started to un button his shirt. I got up and stood next to Jess as she backed up a little. "Calm down pervs." He said dropping his shirt to the ground. He stuck his arms out. "See?" His body was covered in scars and cuts. He turned around to reveal the biggest one. It was a giant gash on his back.  "That one is from-"

'Dr.Fluke." Jess finished. "He's not lying."

"But I mean." 

"Ingrid do you still not believe me?" I don't know what to say.

"I-" He spun in a circle and was Flash. "Oh my god." I mumbled.  He took his mask off.

"Now do you?"

"Yes."

"Both of you can not tell anyone." We nodded. 

"Who else knows?"

"Just my other news. That is my girlfriend Morgan."

"Oh we already know." Jess said casually. I elbow her in the ribs hard. She bends over covering her ribs in pain.

"What?" He chuckled. 

"Dont leave your phone on the table." I smirked. 

"Oh."

"I GET IT!" Jess laughed. "Flash. ASH!"

"Yeah." He smiled. 

"Well... Flash. We gotta go. Yevett made dinner. And we have school tomorrow." I say. He nods and leads us to the door. So we do know someone cool.

AT LUNCH NEXT MONDAY.

Jess was still waving around her paper.

"Okay! YOU ARE JUST DOING THIS TO ANNOY ME NOW!" Heather yelled. Me, Alex and Jess laughed.

"Well now that you think of it." She shoved the paper in her face. "IM IN THE PAPER!" She yelled.

"Get off me!"

"Never!"

"Get the hell off me!"

"No!" Some boy walked over to us.

"Hi!" He said. "Am I interrupting something?" Heather shoved Jess off the seat.

"Nope!"

"OW!" Jess yelled sitting back on the seat.

"Well then. I heard you met Flash!" He said to me.

"I guess. Like I was kinda being strangled. Sooo..."

"And you interviewed him." Instead of saying yes Jess just handed the boy the paper. "I am Calum. Future savior of the city!"

"Calum? What grade?" Alex spoke up.

"10th. But my superhero name." He whispered. "Is Cal Pal." 

"Ca-" He silenced Jess. "Cal Pal?" She whispered.

"Yes."

"Well. Cal Pal." Alex whispered.

"Whats your power?" Jess said grabbing A piece of loose leaf and a pen. 

"My power. Wonderful question." He whispered pulling us 4 girls in closer. "Now my power. Its no ordinary power!" At this point Jess had the worlds biggest grin scribbling down everything he was saying. We were all grinning. "I make people happy."  Our grins all faded.

"What?" Jess said. Most disappointed out of us all. "Can you fly?"

"No."

"Can you run fast like Flash?" Alex smiled.

"No."

"Can you grow big or small?" Heather added.

"No."

"Do you have like super strength?" I finally said.

"No."

"CAN YOU DO ANYTHING!!!" Jess yelled throwing the paper and grabbing his shoulders. Shaking him violently.

"N-n-noooo!" He said.

"Jess! Stop! your gonna give the kid whip lash!" Alex said smacking the back of her head.

"I CANT GET A GOOD SCOOP OUT OF THIS!"

"What?!?" Calum asked bamboozled. (Haha! I like that word! ;) )

"YOU DON'T DOO ANYTHING!" She said throwing away the paper. "You have no power! I don't even think you can save a cat from a tree!"

"Making people happy could stop Dr.Fluke!" He yelled. Heather covered his mouth. You weren't really suppose to talk about Dr.Fluke. The whole cafeteria went quite.

"You idiot!" I scolded. He shrugged. Calums little incident landed us all in lunch detention for the next week and a half. And every day Jess mumbled how much she hated Calum each day. Then we would all get shushed and threatened to have even longer lunch detention by My.Clifford. 

Total friend count. 5

CALUUUUUUUMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!! CAL PAL!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID!!! YES I PUT UP A LONGER UPDATE! PLEASE SPREAD THIS BOOK AROUND CAUSE CAL PAL!!!! I LOVE YAL!