Texting You

69

11:37 pM
*Chat between DJ and Ally*

DJ:
Allzzzzzz

I have somthinf to tell you

Allz:
DJ, have you been drinking?

DJ:
No!

Nononono

nope, i hav not!

Allz:
Okay, sureeee

Let's pretend like we both don't know that you're either tipsy as fuck or v drunk rn

DJ:
We dont hav to pertend Ally

This is real life

And i drunk

Allz:
Whoop, there it is

Are you alone DJ?

DJ:
Noooo

Milz is wit me

I love her bc shes juts so cute and all you gays ar older thn me adn she is to but olny a lil bit oldr an not a lot oldr

my pal

Allz:
Yeah you guys are meant to be friends, that's for sure

Two peas in a pod

DJ:
Who teh fuk would pee in a pod

what evn is a pod?

Allz:
Forget I said anything 😂😂

Anyways, is it just you and Mila?

DJ:
Yeah bc liar is busy and Milz was lonly

Allz:
Liar?

oml 😂

DJ:
I am NOT

Allz:
Nooo you accidentally called Laur a liar

Jesus Christ, I hope Mila is prepared to hold your hair back while you puke in a few hours

Is she even awake?

DJ:
Not currnetly

im not giong to puke tihs time tho

Allz:
Yeah sureeee you aren't

Anyways, you had something to tell me?

Or was it just how much you love Mila and not to pee in pods

DJ:
Oh! I do raely luv Milz

Stil dont kno what a pod is

But i hav to tel yuo somting else

Allz:
Alright D, go ahead

And please hurry bc your texting errors might actually be the death of me

DJ:
Thats rood

I was nervuos alrite, driking gives me confidence

and headaches

Allz:
Oh, so this is serious?

Are you okay Dinah?

DJ:
Ye I am

Its just

have yuo evr lookd at Mani and yuor heart swells and yuor cheeks get al hot and its lik yuove nevr seen anyone so beiatiful before?