Texting You

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10:01 AM

*DJ changed the name to Green Bitches*

Laur:

Why are we green bitches?

DJ:

You were already bitches

but the green part is for St. Patricks Day!

Duhhhh

Mani:

I was unaware that people still celebrated that after elementary school

Allz:

Makes sense why Dinah still celebrates it then

Did you just graduate from the fourth or fifth grade DJ?

DJ:

You're just jealous because you're the same size as an elementary aged child

Oh wait, actually they might be taller

Mani:

Is it just me, or is Dinah getting better at comebacks?

Laur:

I think Ally might just be getting worse at them

Allz:

I'm saving the best for last

Obviously

Mani:

So in 50 years you're just gonna wait at Dinah's deathbed and insult her

Allz:

Yes, exactly

DJ:

I'm offended that Mani thinks I'm only going to live until I'm 67

Mani:

If you live that long

DJ:

Alright

I just came to celebrate St. Patricks day with my friends and hoNESTLY IM FEELING SO ATTACKED RN

Camz:

Well I happen to really like the color green

My favorite!

Laur:

Awww baby!

DJ:

No it's not

You told me your favorite color was yellow

Camz:

No i didn't

DJ:

Yes you did

yesterday

Mani:

Mila! I can't believe you would lie like that!

Camz:

I just wanted to be smooth

Laur:

You are very smooth

Camz:

You are very pretty

DJ:

Anyways, all of y'all better wear green

Mani: