Texting You

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9:58 AM
*Chat between DJ, Camz, Laur, Mani, and Allycat*

*Laur has changed the chat name to Save our Pup*

Laur:
Camz still wants to name the puppy pupper

Please save our fur child from a hard life of shame and embarrassment, donate now!

Allycat:
Question

Is that code for please provide names?

Laur:
Yes

Mani:
And you couldn't have just said that because....?

Laur:
Names

DJ:
Oh! I got one!

Marge!

Oh! Luna! No wait, Nova!

This one is my best yet..... Lola

Get it? It's like a secret camren except rather than taking Camila first and Lauren last, you switch it. Lo and camiLA. Lola!

Laur:
That's actually very clever..... 

I'm impressed

I like it!

DJ:
Does that mean that I won?

Camz:
DJ I appreciate the effort but Pupper is a boy....

DJ:
Well fuck

You could have started out with that

Laur:
Any other ideas?

Allycat:
After much debate, I have created a list:

Ivan

Salazar

Human

Voop

Laur:
........

Camz:
I am concerned for Normally's future children

Mani:
As am I

DJ:
Voop?

Ally wtf

Allycat:
Alright I can see that my ideas are not appreciated

And you better watch it Normani Kordei or we won't be having ANY children

Mani:
Fine by me. I would rather have none then a kid named Salazar...

Allycat:
I'm divorcing you

Mani:
We aren't married??

Allycat:
🖕🏼

Laur:
Moving on?

Mani, you are our last hope

Mani:
That's a lot of pressure

But despite what you might think

My children will not be named Voop and Human