Book of voltron au's

Drunk

Lance, Hunk, and Pidge are best friends going to a party. Its a college party. So of course there's going to alcohol. Pidge is a little wild child. Lance is the flirtatious loverboy. Hunk is the sweet baby angel.

The small group walked in and Lance immediately see's a group of girls an wonders off.

"Lance?"Hunk whined but Lance just acted like he couldn't hear him and continued walking.

"Sooo, Pi- Pidge?" Hunk looked around frantically.

"Pidge?!" Hunk looked all over the house.

"Katie!"

"Over here you big cute ass marshmallow!" Hunk looked outside. Pidge was standing on a flipped up side down table in the pool with a bottle of vodka in one hand and a shot glass of some dark liquid.

"Pidge!"

"Light it on fire girls! Women can do anythiiiing!" Pidge held her drinks up making them spill everywhere.

"Oh, shit. Its raining now..... Never mi- whoa!" The table started wabbling  and Pidge spilled more.

"Fuck! Someone reel me in!" Hunk ran out and got the pool net he reached out and Pidge quickly drank the shot and drank half of the vodka the threw them both behind her. She grabbed onto the net and was pulled to safety.

"Katie! What the quiznack!? We've only been here like 30 minutes and you're already drunk as my momma on her wedding day!"

"Sorry, love! Wot wos that you said?!"

"Katie!"

"What," She dropped her head roughly and looked at hunk's stomach. She poked him.

"Hey!" Hunk grabbed her hands and Pidge made a loud alarm noise.

"Don't rape me you fluffy marshmallow!!" Hunk picked up Pidge and walked her upstairs to the bathroom.

He sat her on the counter and shut the door.

"Now what was that for? We had perfect quality music coming in here!" Pidge fell back on the mirror.

"Katie, please try to calm down,"

"Why?! I wanna be crazy!"

"Katie ple-"

"kiss me,"

"What?! Katie you have to ras-"

"Hunk! Just shut up and kiss me!" Pidge wrapped her arms around Hunks neck and very passionately kissed Hunk.

"K.... Katie... Hold on," Hunk pushed Pidge back a little bit.

"Huuunk," Pidge whined and sat crisscross with her arms crossed.

"Pidgeon, just hold on. Your a drunk jumping bean. You got to chill,"

"But i have a crush on you!" Hunk blushed. He snapped back to reality and grabbed a washcloth and wetted it.

"What's that for?"

"You, now come on. Stay still," Pidge let her legs hand over the edge again and she grabbed onto the edge of the counter and Hunk patted the washcloth on her forehead.

"Hehehe," Pidge quietly laughed then quickly licked Hunk's wrist and giggled.

"Ugh, Katie," He sighed and continued.
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"Hunk?" Pidge was in the last state of being drunk now. The tired and almost aware of surroundings.

"Yes?"

"Can we kiss now," Pidge yawned and leaned forward. Hunk acted fast and grabbed her shoulders.

"Fine," He cupped her cheek and softly kissed her just before she fell asleep. He smiled and picked her up again and walked downstairs.

"Lance! Collect you clothes and lets go back home!" (they share a apartment)

Lance buttoned up his shirt and hopped over the couch.

Hunk carefully placed Pidge inside the car and shut the door.

He started the car and drove off from the car crowded neighborhood.

"Huuunk! Why do i have to sit in the back?!"