Hell's Queen

Reaper

I had to bite my lip to stop myself from laughing at the mortal's roommates. They were so scared of them! 

"What are we called down for?" One of the human's that had summoned me hissed at the other mortal. 

I could see through the façade. The woman was terrified of the other skeleton! However... I was curious... She was so tough and stern with me, not afraid of what I could do to her... Yet, here she is, about to be a whimpering bitch... Interesting...

Though, the way those curse words flew out of the one eyed skeleton's mouth. Those were such naughty words~ 

"You know god fucking why." The skeleton growling, standing up straighter as he glared down at the Satanist. "We have very, very simple rules to follow." He started, taking a step closer to them.

All four humans, who I had to guess were split down the middle, jumped into a group hug. They all clung to each other as if the monster was going to turn into a demon and kill them! Now that would be fun!

"Rule one, No summoning Angels or Demons in the house!"

Wow! That's rule one! I snickered softly, earning a glare from the man of the house. It was adorable~

"Rule two, help around the fucking house, assholes! Rule three, make sure that everyone is aware of your god forsaken plans! Rule four, don't leave a big damn mess, you little shits!" 

The women flinched at the insults while I was just trying so hard not to laugh! This mortal was funny! And very cute~ They were going to be so fun when I taint them~

"But I guess you guys can't follow four simple rules! And since two of you four little craps had added a new addition to the house without notifying anyone, I'm not cooking dinner! Your asses are, until I can't stand not doing anything! If I even hear you mutter a complaint, you'll be cleaning this house, top to bottom every god fucking damn day before I get home! That includes outside!" 

The women all nodded their heads quickly, whimpering softly. Honestly, the skeleton did have some aura of fear around him... It was cute~! Bet if he saw a real demon he'd cry like a baby!

I winced softly at the thought of him crying... He doesn't come off as a crier... No... He'd fight the demon before he'd give up... Yeah... That's what he'd do...

"Move your asses!" He pointed towards the way to the kitchen, all of them running away like mice. 

Mr. After sighed lowly, rubbing his head as a yawn escaped his mouth. He grumbled something to himself as he walked in the kitchen, coming out a second later with a plate of cupcakes?

"Sit your big ass down, you cunt." He growled at me, his once white eye changing into the color of a sharp blue with red on the bottom as he pointed to the couch. 

I raised an eyebrow, but listened to him. His demanding voice was so sugary cute~

The mortal put something in the DVD device, which I was surprised when I first saw it. From what I learned from the other demons, the mortals have advanced the technology once more... So seeing something a bit old was new to me. 

A movie started playing, it was something that I already saw, but it made the skeleton snort with laughter as he ate his food. The movie was a bit funny, even at the sad parts! Though, I am a sadist, so, eh.

"May I have one of your cupcakes?" I questioned, pointing to the last two. I was curious... I saw them earlier, but the little craps told me not to touch anything with a G on it... 

"Here." He handed me the entire plate, licking of his blue covered fingers. 

Now that made me bit my lip. It was adorable and sexy at the same time. 

Quickly, I focused back on the cupcakes. I wasn't known for liking sweet things... Though it couldn't hurt to try...

I took one and carefully unwrapped it. It looked to be maybe chocolate from how dark it was, but it looked more of a dark blue. Shrugging, I took a bite.

The taste that exploded in my mouth was something that I had never thought could be possible! It was sweet, but with a slight tang of bitterness. I could taste the blueberry flavored frosting, that gave me wonderful bitter-sweetness that made me almost smile, but the cupcake itself was just as wonderful! None of my chefs had ever made something with blackberries before and hadn't had me kill them! This mortal was amazing!

"Hehe." The mortal giggled softly, drawing my attention.

I looked at them, my face heating up... That giggle... Now that can lure even the most toughest Demon to bed and make them go easy!

"I take it you like them?" He asked, his voice soft with tiredness. His one eye was filled with humble pride and happiness... A fucking modest bastard with this talent... That's something new.

"These are the best sweets I've ever had." I bluntly told. 

His face became entirely blue turning red in a matter of seconds! Quickly he buried his head in his scarf, giggling. He turned back to the TV, his face still buried in his scarf. 

I quickly finished the two cupcakes, wanting to have more... They were so good!

The mortal tapped my shoulder and pointed to the side of their mouth, an amused smirk laying on his lips.

I brought out my tongue and licked up the blue frosting, tasting the sweet blueberries. He blushed brightly and quickly turned back to the TV, looking so embarrassed~ 

It's going to be fun when I bed him~