One day, it was 12:00am and all of Ame's friends we're asleep.
"fUck" Ame screamed, because her room was the bottom floor of her house. "Whyyyy don't anY of my friends hAve the SLEEP schedule of a VaMpIrE bAt??"
Suddenly Lunar's ghost appeared.
"Actually, TSUNDERE, most of the time I stay up lAte!!"
Ame gASped. "YOU'RE A GHOST?! WHAT HAPPENED?!" She asked. "AlsO you've been checking out at NINE recently,"
Lunar shook her head in disappointment, "actually, it's ten. You only think it's nine becaUSE YOU GO TO SLEEP AT 5:00AM AND WAKE UP AT NOON!!"
"wHateveR, BAKA, That doesn't explain why you're deeeaaad!!" Ame said.
"Oh right.... Well I was watching anImE... THEN I REMEMBERED HAJIME'S F A C E AT THE BEST PART OF THE ANIME!! Then I died saying nico nico niiii!" Lunar explained.
"Wow, you weeb. You're really going to die from that?" Ame said. "That's the most you're hOPES CAN EXTEND???"
"WOT?? I HATE THAT GUY WITH A BURNING PASSION!!"
"Then you probably won't like this fanart I made," Ame said, holding up a picture.
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"BITCH, WHAT IN THE NAME OF HOLY ATUA IS THIS MOTHER FUCKING BULLSHIT TRAAASSHHH???" Lunar said, getting out a flamethrower, then using it on Ame. But since she was a ghost she could only use ghost weapons and it went right through Ame. Then she started to throw things at her head, but again they just went through. Then she tried to strangle her, but it didn't work.
"Aww but I spent a good five seconds making this!" Ame said.
"Nya ha kill your self," Lunar said in her work in progress Angie impression.
Then out of no where, SCARLET APPEARED, also as a ghost for some reason???
"What are you doing here, furry?" Lunar said.
"WHY ARE YOU ALSO D E A D???" Ame said, freaking out that THE ONLY FRIENDS SHE HAD WERE D Y I N G!!
"Well, I remembered that Kaito and Gunham TanAka died... My bois..." Then I saw THIS image."
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"AND THEN I REMEMBERED THAT SONIA AND KAZUCHI ARE STILL ALIVE ANDTHATIWANTTOKISSTHEM-"
"WHY ARE YOU ALL DYING FOR FANGIRLY REASONS??" Ame yelled.
They both shrugged.
"Well I least I still have La-"
"THAT'S RAINBOW TO YOU," 'Rainbow' said bursting into the room... AS A MOTHERFUCKING GHOST!!
"now I have no friends who are alive... Also why rainbow?" Ame asked.
"Because it sounds HELLA Gay! Anyway, what are all these OTHER ghosts doing here?" Rainbow asked.
"These are my other friends... You've met them before, y'know the time when you wrote your brolive oil fan fiction?" Ame explained.
"Thank you for keeping the ship name a SECRET!!"
"Anyway, why are you also dead?!?!"
"Because, I was listening to TWO YEARS AGO by Ellie Goulding and then I was catfishing this one guy and he said he shipped DELLIE and then I went onto wattpad and there was a SHYAN fanfiction recommendation!!!" Rainbow explained.
Ame just sighed, "guess I'll go to you're funeral and say "She never liked Dellie anyway"
"YES PLEASE!"
"anyway, how come you all decided to visit me, as ghosts, at 12:36am?" Ame asked.
"Because we knew you'd be up!" They all said at the same time.
"Also because we wanted you to join us," Lunar said, showing her a Kokichi x Himiko lemon.
Then Ame died.
Ame, now a ghost, looked at Lunar and said "What the fUc-"
"Shush, now. We are all emotional," Lunar said.
Then Scarlet started nyaing like a cat and Rainbow played Ellie Goulding.
