(It's been a while since I've seen them, but I have seen all of them. I'm just gonna base these off of what I remember)
Kaede's FTEs in a nutshell:
Kaede: why hello there Shuichi, how would you like to go play piano?
Shuichi: I-I'd like to try it...
Kaede: oh goodie! Come with me to my lab!
*at her lab*
Kaede: ok! Let me carefully place my hands on yours to aid you in your learning!
Shuichi: I-I um...
Kaede: oopsie poopsie! I've just so happen to trip and fall and now my gigantic breast are in your face! I'm sorry!
Shuichi: UHHH
Kaede: why don't I sit in your lap to help you learn piano, and make this as sexual as possible! It's just to better aid with your learning, though!
Kaito's FTEs in a nutshell:
Kaito: I've done so many great things in my life!
Shuichi: I know...
Kaito: I'm way better than just about anyone at anything!
Shuichi: we all know...
Kaito: I've traveled the world and have so many friends!
Shuichi: I now feel like crap...
Maki's FTEs in a nutshell:
Maki: Fuck you
Shuichi: huh?
Maki: go away
Shuichi: uuhhh... No
Maki: ok fine. I was raised as an orphan, trained to become an assassin since I was young. I used to be like everyone's older sister. I only had one friend, but she was taken away from me.
Shuichi:...
Maki: I told you to go away.
Kokichi's FTEs in a nutshell:
Kokichi: I'm going to kill you!
Shuichi: what?!
Kokichi: but it could be a lie~
Shuichi:???
Kokichi: but THAT could be a lie
Shuichi: WELL WHICH IS IT?
Kokichi: find out in my next four events!
*After many games of Pokemon, Yugioh, tag, hide and seek, and patching Kokichi's hand up with a band-aid later... *
Shuichi: so are you gonna kill me or not?
Kokichi: I love you
Shuichi: what?!
Kokichi: but that could be a lie!
Shuichi: FUUUUUUUUC
Rantaro's FTEs in a nutshell:
Rantaro: Fuck you
Shuichi: what did I do??
Rantaro: oh wait, you're not a bad person. Soo.... Willyoumakealifelongcommitmenttofindmy12missingsisters?
Shuichi: oh hEll no
Angie's FTEs in a nutshell:
Angie: Nyahaha! I'm craaaaaazzyy!!
Shuichi: I knoooow!
Angie: marry me, Shuichi!
Shuichi: haha, go fuck yourself
Angie:.... Atua is not happy with you Shuichi.
Himiko's FTEs in a nutshell:
Himiko: I'm too lazy to talk to you
Shuichi: ok
Himiko: wait, I had my character arc now so let me tell you about my master
Shuichi: this better not be some furry type thing-
Himiko: n-no! He was my mentor in maaaaaaagic! It was nothing romantic!
Tenko's FTEs in a nutshell:
Tenko: I HATE MEN, SO FIGHT ME SHUICHI!!
Shuichi: Wh-what?! *gets thrown on the ground*
Tenko: hmm... You are quite the opponent. I'll consider not hating you, I guess.
Shuichi: thanks???
Kirumi's FTEs in a nutshell:
Kirumi: I'm an overpowered maid mother(but don't call me that)/waifu....but...
Shuichi: yes?
Kirumi: I have.... A weakness...
Shuichi: and what is it?
Kirumi: I CANNOT CUT KONJAC!
Shuichi: THAT'S ALL???
Tsumugi's FTEs in a nutshell:
*one long Tumblr post about cosplay later*
Tsumugi: Shuichi? Earth to Shuichi!!
Shuichi: h-huh?! Oh s-sorry...
Tsumugi: fuck you
Korekiyo's FTEs in a nutshell:
Korekiyo: hello and welcome to history class, I'm your creepy incest loving teacher and this will be the most interesting lesson you'll ever get. ALSO IF YOU TOUCH ANYTHING I WILL TEAR OUT YOUR NERVES!!
Shuichi:....
Korekiyo: ANYWAY, LET'S START WITH TALKING TO THE D E A D
Kaito: fUcK nO (ik he wasn't there, but still)
Ryoma's FTEs in a nutshell:
Ryoma: I'm so edgy and my life is so sad. I had to give up on my passion because I went to prison. I will never find happiness again.
Shuichi: why don't we talk about something positive? Is there anyone you love?
Romance: yes... I've had a lover..
Shuichi: why don't you tell me about them?
Ryoma: She's dead.
Shuichi: GOD DAMMIT
Kiibo's FTEs in a nutshell:
Kiibo: THAT'S
Shuichi: no...
Kiibo: ROBO
Shuichi: stop yourself!
Kiibo: PHOBICCCCCCC
Shuichi: AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
Miu's FTEs in a nutshell:
Miu: Look at my boobs, Shuichi!
Shuichi: nooo...!
Miu: now look at this invention I made, Shuichi!
Shuichi: Noooooooo...!!
Miu: EAT ME SHUICHI!!
Shuichi: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Gonta's FTEs in a nutshell:
Gonta: Gonta a smol bean and Gonta a gentleman!
Shuichi: yes you are!
Gonta: owo
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Book of the random Meme stuff
Fanfictionit's a book of random stuff XD basically where I talk lol. Also, many many danganronpa memes. Yes you may shoot me now.
