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So we're moving into our new place tomorrow.

I remember, about this time last year we were unpacking boxes in the house we're leaving.

Yep. We move a lot.

The longest we've probably stayed at one place is... Three? Four years?

Anyway, last minute we needed to clean out the fridge and we threw away TONS of stuff.

It was pretty gross .-.

So I took out the trash, and there was this one weird trash bag...

I accidentally dropped it and it stared making a sound like air leaking out a sealed container.

It was whipped cream at the bottom of the trash bag.

Which was also gross.

Oh, my Aunt came over the other day.

for some reason... SHE DESPISES MUSICALS!

I cri ;-;

Anyway, she was like "do you know what I'm grateful for?"

"What?"

"That you and Mori aren't singing Hamilton and making references of it anymore."

bOI

So me and Mori just have the look. The look that says, "let's annoy her with danganronpa"

"So how avocado make guacamole?"

"Because Atua says so!"

"Nyeh MAGIC!"

"DEGENERATE MALE!!"

"Come on OnIIIIII CHAAAN LET'S PLAY TETRIS!"

"NishISHI!"

"UuEEeE!"

My aunt had a face that said FML.

Then she said, "at least it's not a musical."

"...🎶hInAtA LiCk mY sHoEs🎶"

"Fuck, I'm jumping off a bridge now,"

I killed my aunt...

OoOps

NEW: DANGANRONPA THE MUSICAL

KILL ME PLZ

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