(Coi suggested I write a crack one shot with the discord squad. I'm going to be choosing people who I think I can write for in a way
So get ready to die
MunkiSmol
LitVampires
MrHamHands
KokichiOumaaaa
LunarCrystalLace (yeah I'll add her cause y not)
And me.
Umm if you don't like sadistic humor don't read this chapter. I'm going all out in weirdness here so be ready. Like.... Really prepare yourself.
Here. We. Go.
"FUCK!" AME screamed. She was sitting in a starbuccs™ with the most amazing people on the planet, when she lost another round of geometry dash. "THIS GAME IS SO STUPID! FUCK IT!" She said, throwing Lunar back her ancient phone.
"That's gay," Lunar said.
"No u," Ame said.
"What no, it's impossible for me to be gay," Lunar declared.
"Plz how gay Lunar," Mioda said.
"100%" Orrin answered.
"fuuUUUGGGG-"
"Well I'm just gonna eat this Orange I bought, for no reason in particular," Michał said, getting an orange.
Lunar looked at him with a Lenny face, "don't you mean Orri-" Then Ame slapped her in the face.
"THAT SUNK A LONG TIME AGO LUNAR! IT'S...... FUCKING IRRELEVANT!!" She yelled.
"GODDAMMIT YOU STOLE A VInE REFERENCE FROM MEEEE!!1!" Michał yelled.
"You could get arrested for that," Coi said calmly.
Ame looked around nervously "Oops.. Uh... Well- uh-"
Then Orrin realized something, "WAIT A MINUTE LUNAR, OF YOU'RE REPLACING ORANGE WITH ORRIN THE NEW SENTENCE IS, 'I'm just going to eat this Orrin that I bought.'" Orrin began.
"ARE YOU SAYING I'M A FUCKING PROSTITUTE?!?!"
Lunar looked around the room, "Oh shit, I didn't think that far ahea-"
"IS IT BECAUSE OF WHAT I'M WEARING?!?!" He yelled. He was wearing a fursuit.
"I wouldn't blame the outfit," Lunar said.
"THAT'S ANOTHER VINE REFERENCE STOLEN FROM MEEEEE!!!!!" Michał yelled.
"Wait, you don't know what today is?" Mioda asked.
"Yeah, I th0t everyone did," Ame said.
"w0t do you mean???" Michał assked.
"It's national steal vine references from the ultimate Vineologist Day!" Lunar cheered.
"That day should not exist," Michał cried.
"Well I guess everyone's going to jail then, becassUUSSEEE it is illegal," Coi said, putting on a police hat and pulling out a bedazzled pistol.
"NO MOMTHER COI, WE WILL BE GOOD," They all yelled.
"Thank you Momther," Michał said, Coi patting him on the bacC.
That's when she got a flashback to drv3 chapter three. So she necced him with a plank of wood.
"DAMN IT! HE DIDN'T GET A CHARACTER ARC LIKE HIS USED TO BE MARY SUE VIRTUAL TWIN OC SELF INSERT GOT!!" Ame yelled.
"What the fuck are you talking about?" Lunar asked.
"Coooooooooooii. Why'd you to that cooooooooooooooiiii," Orrin said in disappointment. "Is that... Is that pink blood spilling from his necc?"
"Umm, would you believe that that's strawberry milkshake??" Coi asked nervously.
"Actually, yes," Orrin said.
"Wait first of all, Michał IS PROBABLY DEAD, I'M CALLING AN AMBULANCE," Ame said, "SECOND, WHERE IS MIODA?!"
"HEY! DID YOU GUYS KNOW YOU COULD ACTUALLY START FIRES WITH THE STARBUCCS™ TOASTERS?!?!" Mioda asked from the other side of the starbuccs™.
"MIODA, NOOOOOOO!!!" Coi screamed. But the kitchen was already engulfed with flames.
"SCREW THE AMBULANCE, I'M CALLING THE FIRE DEPARTMENT," Ame yelled. "ALSO WHY IS THERE AN INCONVENIENT LACK OF PEOPLE IN THIS STARBUCCS™"
"JUST SHUT UP, Y'ALL LIVED TOO LONG BUT I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!" Lunar yelled, running out of the starbuccs™.
"I GOT A FIRE EXTINGUISHER!!" Orrin yelled.
"THAT'S FREAKING COOL WHIP," Coi yelled back. Orrin proceeded to dump cool whip into the fire anyway. It... Didn't help.
"MAGICAL GIRL, SADIST-CHAN HERE TO SAVVEEEEE THE DAAAYYYYYY!!!" Someone said, breaking into the Starbuccs™.
Lunar stood there with a Magical Girl uniform on.
"Lunar why did you leave only to come back? And I a weeby costume?" AME asked.
"Hahahahaha Lunar? Who the fuck is that? I'm Magical Girl Sadist-Chan." Magical Girl Sadist-Chan said.
"Ok, no one is falling for it, right gu-"
"Omg! It's Magical Girl Sadist-Chan!!!" They both yelled.
"I didn't remember adding this much anime logic to the recipe of this chapter but... Whatever. Can you help with the fire?" Ame asked.
"Uuuuuuhhhh no," Magical Girl Sadist-Chan said. "I can just make your death full of more despair. Like asking why you didn't leave the building when things went to shit. And why you aren't dead yet."
"Anime logic," Orrin, Coi, and Ame said in unison.
The flames slowly started to grow bigger, surrounding the four.
"Before I die, I just have one question," Magical Girl Sadist-Chan said. "Why is Orrin still in a fursuit?"
"SHUT UP!"
Then they died.
The firetruck pulled up to the starbuccs™, "Gee Alex, traffic really is the worst!"
"It sure is John!"
So I hope you enjoyed that finally one shot. It might have been too traumatic tho, who knows.
I'd like to thank you for making it this far into the book! I'm really thankful for each and every reader I get, honestly XD.
But that ends off "Book of The Random Meme Stuff"!!!!!
Which means I'm joining Orrin, Mioda, and Michał in the land of sequels.
Which means I'll need a name for the sequel.
H e l p p l z
BUT, I hope to see you there whenever that gets published!
Uhhh keep your eyes out for it, I guess.
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Book of the random Meme stuff
Fanfictionit's a book of random stuff XD basically where I talk lol. Also, many many danganronpa memes. Yes you may shoot me now.
