Sooooooo I had to give my mom a one hour lesson on shipping because Mori and I were talking about it.
So this is what happened:
Ame: idk why but people started shipping these tw-
Mom: What's this shipping you two are always talking about?
Mori: oh, it's nothing.
Mom: BISH U KNOW VERY WELL THAT'S NOT AN ACCEPTABLE ANSWER, TEACH ME NOW
*One hour later*
Mom: ok, ok, I think I get it. So like.,.,. Can you ship like, idk, that one mouse from Cinderella, and Ariel together???
Ame: wh- plz no...
Mom: how about Jack from Lost and Emma from Once Upon A Time?
Mori: oh god stop....
Mom: how about Hermione and Harry
Ame: that's.,.,. Actually not bad at all! Is she getting the hang of it?
Mom: no no no, sweetie, let me finish. Hermione and Harry and that one blonde asshole guy that I forget the name of.
Mori and Ame: nooo... Noooooooooo.... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
YeEpPpP
We're about to get on the train and I watched a shit post animatic of something I know everyone knows. If you don't know it.,.,. You really should. So... I came up with this:
Kokichi: Shuichi, you're the most beautiful man in this damn killing game.
Shuichi: Thank you, Kokichi!
Kokichi: will you accompany me to the mysterious wedding today?
Shuichi: nO
Kokichi: b-but, Shuichi, I love you!
Shuichi: I love you too. I LOVE YOU
Tsumugi: *walks past the stage* aaaAAAAAAHHHH-
Kokichi: marry me, Shuichi!
Tsumugi: *faints but instantly wakes up*
Kaede: *sees what's going on and joins Tsumugi in watching*
Shuichi: nO. I-I... Don't love you.
Tsumugi: WHHAAAAAA
Shuichi: Woopsies!
Kokichi: shUUUUUIIICHHHHIIIII!!!
Shuichi: I.... Am in love with another
Kaede: oh no he didn-
Tsumugi: *crying* heeEEE DIIIIIIDDDD
Maki: what in the ever loving hell is going on here
Kokichi: WHO IS THIS MAN?!?!
Shuichi: he.,.,.
Shuichi: is.,.,.,..
Shuichi: yoU.
Shuichi: I love you!
Kaede and Tsumugi: *le gasp*
Kokichi: Marry me, Shuichi!!!
Shuichi: nO
Tsumugi: OH COME THE FUCK ON-
Kokichi: SHUUUUIIIICCCHHHHHIII!!!
Shuichi: I AM IN LOVE WITH YOUR BROTHER!
Tsumugi: I didn't know I wrote Kokichi a brother.,.,. BUT I'LL FUCKIN KILL THAT BROTHE-
Kokichi: KAITO?!?!?!
Maki: whAt
Kokichi: I'LL KILL HIM WHEN I FIND HIM!!!
Tsumugi and Maki: we're already on it.
Kaito: or will he find you?!
Shuichi: Kaito! *is secretly crying inside*
Kaito: the mysterious wedding has been our wedding all along!
Kaito: Me and Shuichi are getting wed at the wedding today.
Kaede, Tsumugi, and Maki: WHAAATT?!?!?!
Kaito: You.,.,. Are not invited.
Will you be my best man?
Kokichi: 🙃🙃🙃 of course brother,
I hate you so much
Kaito: GOODBYE BROTHER, I'LL SEE YOU AT THE BACHELOOORR PARRTTYYYY
Shuichi: Goodbye, Kokichi!!
*starts crying*
I will always love you..,.,..,
Tsumugi: WAAAAAAAHHHHH HAND ME ANOTHER TISSUE!!!!!!
Kaede: SO.,.,.,. SAAAAAAAAD
Maki: Kaito is a dead man.
*Kokichi, Kaito, and Shuichi then walk back on stage and take a bow*
Kokichi: THANKS FOR WATCHING OUR STUPID PLAAAAAAYYYYYY
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Book of the random Meme stuff
Fanfictionit's a book of random stuff XD basically where I talk lol. Also, many many danganronpa memes. Yes you may shoot me now.
