Book of the random Meme stuff

This is one crazy all over the place chapter

People always judge me for what I get at Soobway.

Mori bullies me about it everytime we go ;-;

I get Flatbread, a cheese that I forget how to spell, toast that mothersucker, get lettuce, pickles, and ranch.

It's delicious.

You can foight me.

I don't know why I decided to talk about Soobway, but more importantly, IT'S KIRIGIRI BEST WAIFU SAMA'S BIRTHDAY

yesterday

I KNOW I'M LATE, I'M SORRYYYY

I HAVE A FAN ART BUT THE PIC WON'T LOOOAAAAAAAADDD

And as of writing this now, I have hourS until I get to publish it cause of WiFi reasons, so I'm gonna talk about what I forgot to say about London.

It was awEsoMe.

Except for St. Paul's Cathedral, but you already know about that.

We went to London Tower. It was really cool, actually. We saw where people got executed.

When we were there, some heccing TODDLERSSSSS (they were actually probably in seventh grade) RUINED EVERYTHINGGGGGGG

Aka they were touching shit you weren't supposed to touch, screaming at the top of their lungs, AND TRIPPING PEOPLE OVE-

So yeeeaaahhhh.

I had fish and chips for the first time in my life.

It was good.

Except it could use tons of salt. For me at least.

I covered it in salt....,.,.

And citroooonn

We also went to the portrait museum. That was fUn.

The transport Museum toO. it was cool to learn about the history of transportation.

I also learned why London was so hard to navigate. Because they winged it while building it.

At the Museum, they had 13 stamps you had to find and collect on a little sheet of paper.

I FOUND THEM ALL-

Last but not least, we went on the London eye!! I think I already mentioned this in an earlier chapter but whatever.

Mori was freaking the fuck out at first. She thot she was gonna die. It had a beautiful view though and was super fun!

Tomorrow we get oN a plAAnEEEEE to go back to CALLLIIIIII

Which means the trip is gonna end *cri*

bUt I'm also excited to get home. Cause I'm pretty tired.

Ummmmmmmmmmmm since I still don't have WiFi, let's make this chapter even longer!

So my mom came to Paris like twenty seven years ago and got her portrait drawn, so she wanted to get one of Mori and one of Me.

That was super cool and the end result was pretty accurate!

SOoOoOoOo I guess face reveal??

Jk you heccs, I'm not gonna do that.

My mom was actually a crazy person tho. She was telling me about when she went to Paris and I was dying.

So first of all, She went with her sister, brother, mom, dad, and a family friend. My mom had to share a room with the family friend, whom she did not like.

Just a few years ago, said family friend got arrested for molesting children.

So, when they first got to the hotel, they were all tired and went to sleep. EXCEPT FOR MY MOTHEEERRR

She snuck out of the hotel and walked down the streets of Paris alone. She got wine, And made it back before anyone knew she was gone.

And people ask me why I'm crazy.

The apple doesn't fall far froM thE trEe.

Uhhhhh so that's basically all that happened todaayyyyyy + my mom's Paris story.

Another thing tho cause I still don't have internet,

I promise it's interesting.

Soooooo Mori, my Mom, and I were looking at Facebook because stfu.

And this one lady posted the story of the first time she got sexually victimized.

Now at first glace, this seems concerning.

Until you read the damn post.

"When I was twelve, this one guy from my class ran past me and brushed his hand slightly against my leg. I had never felt so weak. It was a traumatic experience"

That's the basic gist of it.

I didn't think she was being serious.

SADLY SHE WAS-

Then this other person comments on her post

"Yeah, I know what you mean. When I was eight years old this boiiii in my clazz pulled my ponytail!1! I... I just had to cut my hair. It makes me so angry that the same boiiii is now CEO of a company!!"

likE

W
T
F

WHO ACTUALLY CARES

THEY WERE LITTLE

THEY PROBABLY DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HOW BABIES WERE MADE AND YOU'RE SAYING THEY "SEXUALLY VICTIMIZED" YOU??

Sorry that just kinda annoyed me.

Anyway.,.,..,., that's all I have to talk about today.

I h0pe you have a great rest of your day! And sorry this was so long XD

(Btw this chapter was written in the span of seven heccing hours.)