Book of the random Meme stuff

Belgium was fUn

so today we went to Brugge in Belgium.

It was much more interesting than yesterday.

The most interesting thing that happened yesterday was this

Our Taxi driver was talking about his political conspiracy theories. oOf.

The first thing we did was get a waffle. It was delicious.

Then we went to the chocolate museum where the tickets came with a heccing chocolate bar. It was pretty big for being free. And it was also delicious.

The museum was pretty cool and I learned a lot about chocolate :D

I learned a lot about this:

MONACA'S FEELING SLUURRRRPPYYYY

They had a sculpture made of chocolate there

I censored it because doNT LEWD THE CHIIILLLLDDDRRREEEEEENNNNNN!!1!1!!1

There was a person there doing a chocolate demo on Hazelnut Prailens.

He put a thin layer if chocolate on the bottom of the mold. Then he walked up to me.

"Do ya speak English?"

the hecc

"yes"

"Do ya trust me?"

nO

"yes???"

THEN HE FLIPPED THE MOLD OVER MY HEAD

but no chocolate poured out cause it was too thin.

I waS scAred of him for the rest of the demo. But he gave out free chocolate at the end, so....

After that we went to the beer museum.

Mori was heccing high the whole time.

I tried beer there because it was legal.

it was grOss.

Mori wouldn't try it cause she's a pussy. it was still groSs tho.

and then we got chocolate for friends and family.

LunarCrystalLace GET READY FOR SOME FOOCKING CHOCOLATE!! WHEN I GET BACK IM SENDING IT YOUR WAY AND YOU CANT STOP ME YOU WEEABO JUNKO X READER -CHAAAAAANNN!!!!!!

When we were getting the chocolates, this one guy who worked there walked up to Mori and I with a box full of like.,., little chunks of chocolate.

He said, "these are samples, would you like to try one?"

Mori, Like a normal person, grabbed a solid ass no design piece of chocolate.

But I grabbed one that looked cool cause idfk i chose a random one.

I ate it.

as I ate it, I thought, "hmm this tastes a lot like an o-"

The guy looked at me with the most disappointed face you could think of. "Thats an oreo.,.,. take another one"

"oH"

Yeah, im a fuccing moron.