Moving On To Lovers - Kolena Fan Fic AU

(Chapter 7) HIS NUM NUM!!!

Hanna's POV

After School...

Tis the Friday to be jolly. Falalala It's Christmas time. Time to celebrate with your lovers, falalala, it's my leather couch. No it's not Christmas.

Ugh! I need something to do. My parents aren't home, everyone's busy, while I'm on an Oreo rampage. I went inside our Oreo stock room and grabbed a box. Yes, I have an Oreo stock room the size of china.

I set out my Oreo box and grabbed a jug of milk. I quietly ate my Oreos and played minecraft. Die! Die, Villager, Die! What a healthy way to spend the day of no homework.

I got bored of murdering Villagers and went through my social media. As you can probably tell, I'm obsessed with murder games.

Hey, maybe I should text Nate! I went through my contacts and searched his num num. Did I just say num num in me brain? Maybe I shouldn't have eaten that many Oreos. I looked over to see the dead body of my Oreos.

"Where's his number?"

I searched furiously for his number. I studied each name very carefully under N and M.

"No Nate? What the fudge nuggets? Why the hell don't I have his num num!?!" I screamed.

Oh, I fergot to get his number.

Gee, Hanna your so smart. Your friends with a guy you know nothing about.

Shaddap conscience!

You shut up!

No you!

Your the idiot so you shut up!

Your a meanie!

Your the dumb bimbo!

Oh it on!

I randomly slapped myself and regretted it. Ow.

Trying to have a slap fight with me, bimbo?

I ignored my conscience and went upstairs. I walked into our home arcade and started playing Street Fighter.

"Woo-jah! Take that Hobo!" I yelled.

My opponent is a barefoot, shirtless hobo with this weird face paint. Am I using a girl character? Nope! I'm using this large, muscular man. Girls not strong.

The home arcade was originally for Dan. Since Danny is a sour loser when it comes to video games, he didn't like his Christmas gift. Being the man I am, I used the home arcade instead.

"Alphonso!" I yelled. Alphonso magically appeared in the arcade in two seconds. How the fudge did he do dat?!? I thought he was downstairs.

"Yes Madame Edwards?"

"I need nachos and a root beer." I replied. Alphonso nodded and disappeared in a flash.

When I won the fight, I made my way to PAC Man. Wait, where's my phone?

Ugh, I left my phone on the air hockey table. When I turned around I screamed and dropped my phone.

"Oh mah gurd! Your a wizard Alphonso!" I yelled. Alphonso rolled his eyes and put my tray of food on the snack table.

3 root beers, 5 bags of Oreos, 2 giant marshmallows, 1 scoop of ice cream, and 2 plates of nachos later...

I'm still hungry. Oh whatever. I looked at the clock and it said 11:54 pm. What? I played for fucking six hours? I could've been reading. Ha! We know that would never happen. Stupid COD!

I walked out of the arcade and went to me room. I stripped and took a hot shower. Ah.... Wait, why's the water getting colder?

"Holy crap that's cold!"

"Maria! Are you doing the dishes?" I yelled.

"Yes." She replied.

I put on a -_- expression and continued showering. Br... Shivers...

When I was done showering in Antarctica I grabbed my pyjamas. I wore a I Love Unicorns tank top, matching black unicorn shorts, The Queen Is Sleeping Pink Sleeping mask, and Pink bunny slippers. I hugged my narwhal plush toy and thought for a moment.

Why am I fussing over Nate these days? Why do I feel so happy with him? Usually it's me who watches a boy get so happy to date me. Am I in love? No, I can't be in love. I have to keep my promise.

I fell asleep from my thoughts as I had a dream.

Hanna's Dream

I was in a cherry blossom tree forest. What the fuck? I looked at my clothes and I was wearing a Paradise Pink Hailey by Adrianna Papell Women's Strapless Ruffle Dress, Silver Pumps, and a flower crown? I noticed my dress was a bit torn and had a couple holes on the bottom. Um.... Okay.

I looked around and saw a white horse. Some how, the horse seemed, magical. I started following it.

Soon, I realized the horse was gone. I saw a trail. I started following it. The trail was decorated with roses, tulips, and colourful rocks. As I walked I saw a bunch of fairies following behind.

Soon there were two roads. One filled with gold. The middle was filled with hearts. Everything was pink. There were couples dancing. Soft music filled the air. Suddenly a girl appeared. She looked like, me.

"Which road will you choose?" She asked.

"I wanna to go to the gold one." I replied kinda smugly.

"Are you sure?" She asked.

"Greed ruins everything." She muttered.

"Hey! I know it seems like a bad decision but love kinda doesn't exist to me. I didn't really love Brad. I just liked him. There's no such thing." I replied.

"Speak from your heart."

"What?" I asked confused.

"Which road do you really want to take? Forget the deal. Choose."

End of Dream

I woke up from my weird dream. What does that clone mean? Oh shit! Today's the car wash! I jumped off my bed and brushed my teeth. I went to my closet and chose a cute bikini. I wore a dolly fringe strapless bikini top, Keepers Black Acid Cut off Cheeky Shorts, and Inuovo Flip Flops.

I grabbed my black leather ruck sack and ran to the kitchen.

"Sweetie what the hell are you wearing?!?" Mom yelled while flipping a pancake.

"I-"

"Oh my fucking god! Hanna! How dare you try to wear that exposing outfit! You should be ashamed!" Dad yelled.

"Hanna! I forbid you to wear that outfit!" Danny yelled. Wait, when did the hobo come in here?

"Will you-"

"She's probably seeing a boy!" Mom yelled.

"That's it your grounded for a month." Dad yelled.

"Oh my god!" I yelled. I rummaged through my rucksack for the flyer and showed it to my retarded family. When I sat down to eat b-fast, I heard a couple of Ohs and Sorry's. When I was done I stormed off to the door.

"Have fun." Mom said embarrassed.

I slammed the door and walked to the school. Ugh! I have to walk for ten minutes!

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Authors Note

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