Voltron OneShots

Bugs

Ships: Klance (don't expect too much ;))
HC: Trans FtM Pidge;
POV: Pidge

What the hell was wrong with the Castle? We'd expected it to be something in the control center, since all our scanning systems were off line. Allura, Hunk and I spent at least an hour trying to find a disconnected wire or some alien crystals that were out of place. I'd been crawling with the Spice Mice in the dusty panels for about ten minutes.
"Okay, I have no idea!" I yelled in frustration.
"Maybe check in on the Castle's code?" Hunk suggested.
"Sure," I shrugged. I logged into my computer, which was still online because it wasn't connected to the Castle. Well, it was, but I had programmed it to not adapt to the Castle's updated codes or systems unless I specifically told it to do so. I opened the tab on the Castle and scanned the code. All of the systems said 'Off.' Even the doors! I tried typing in 'On' and restarting, but it kept telling me 'Invalid Input.' I groaned in frustration. I saw that the AutoLock on the codes was on, so I switched it off and tried again. Nothing! I tried overriding the invalid input. Nothing!
I tested my 'Scan for Unusual Codes' and something popped up. It was imbedded in the not simplified code.
It read: ttlshtdwn_~dsblllnncnfmts::vrrdlckdwn,nlclrdbuser:CORAN
Which roughly translated to: total shut down, disable nonconformities, override lockdown, only cleared by user CORAN.
I frowned, then accessed the complete code, found the shut down, and erased it. I restarted the code, then rebooted the Castle. About twenty minutes later, the lights turned on and the doors unlocked. Allura then paged Coran.
"Coran, why'd you shut down the Castle?" She asked.
"Well, Keith and Lance said it would be a good training exercise for everyone," Coran said. "So I did it! Good job, Pidge."
"Thanks," I mumbled. "So now we find out what happened with Keith and Lance."
"Yeah, I wonder why that happened." Hunk shrugged.
"Allura, what was the last room accessed before the blackout?" I asked.
"One minute before it started was Lance's room." Allura started down the hallway. We followed. We then opened Lance's door, half scared at what we would see. Keith and Lance were asleep, in their shorts. The light was on, but it didn't disturb either of them. Hunk and I pulled our water bottles from our belts and splashed them on Keith and Lance. They both shrieked and sat up.
"You dildos! I had to crawl in small spaces for two hours!" I shouted. "Just so you could sexy time!"
"I- we- weren't," Lance stammered. Keith blushed.
"We could've died!" Allura yelled. "If we were attacked, or ran out of water, we'd be done for!"
"We're sorry, Allura," Lance said.
"You better be," Hunk snorted.

WC: 474
A/N: ahh thanks for the support on this story!