John/Sherlock
Saturday
[00:09am] Tell me about yourself.
[00:10am] John, it's midnight and you're asking me to tell you my life story?
[00:12am] Well, yes. Wasn't that obvious?
[00:13am] Do you actually have a life?
[00:15am] RETURN OF SASSLOCK.
[00:16am] Fine. What do you want to know?
[00:19am] Okay. One word answers.
[00:20am] Do you have any siblings?
[00:21am] Brother.
[00:21am] Do you like or dislike him?
[00:22am] Despise.
[00:23am] Why?
[00:28am] Stupid.
[00:29am] Single or in a relationship?
[00:31am] Single.
[00:32am] Have you ever been in a relationship?
[00:34am] No.
[00:34am] Age?
[00:35am] 19.
[00:36am] What do you do in your spare time?
[00:37am] Experiments.
[00:37am] On?
[00:38am] Anything.
[00:39am] Do people get hurt?
[00:41am] Occasionally.
[00:42am] Should I be scared?
[00:42am] Probably.
[00:43am] Should I stop talking to you?
[00:45am] Yes.
[00:45am] Well, tough.
[00:46am] Why?
[00:47am] Hey, I'm supposed to be the one asking the questions.
[00:48am] Alright, describe yourself.
[00:49am] Freak.
[00:49am] Oh.
[00:49am] Sherlock, I didn't mean to...
[00:49am] You know...
[00:54am] Sherlock?
[00:59am] Are you okay?
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[7:04am] Sherlock?
[7:06am] Hello?
[7:10am] Are you ignoring me?
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[11:08am] Hello?
[11:42am] You know, I don't like being ignored.
[12:13pm] I find it slightly rude.
[12:56pm] Not that you're rude!
[1:29pm] I just don't really appreciate you ignoring my messages.
[2:21pm] Reply.
[2:58pm] I'm being forced to communicate with humans here.
[3:01pm] Do you realise what you're putting me through?
