Life as a fangirl

Chapter 14 - Just remeber how to breathe

Chapter 14 - Just remember how to breathe

" So let me get this straight. You go around randomly driving, get lost, and run out of gas in the middle of no where. Then you check the trunk the next day and you actually have a full gas can, take off driving and you stop and ask for directions back home, which you get, now you're here. " My dad says for the fiftieth time.

" Yup. " I say popping the ' P '.

To say mom and dad were pissed was the understatement of a lifetime, they were fucking furious. Now they weren't mad because we got lost, they were mad because I missed their dinner party. They didn't care that I could've gotten hurt, they didn't care if I was dead or alive, they were mad over a dinner party.

Do you know the clenching feeling you get I'm your chest when your reading a book and your OTP does something cute or something sad happens. Well yeah, that's what I have right now, but its sad. Kat and Ethan rushed towards me when they saw that I was home.

They're the only ones that care.

Adam texted me and told me everything was fine with him. I'm glad. All I've been wanting to do since I got home is go upstairs and read. I can finally do that.

I'm on the 35th chapter of Divergent, when I get a phone call. Sighing, I glance over at my phone and see that it is Adam.

" Hey Melly. " He says happily, when I answer.

" Hey Adam. " I say hesitantly.

" Be ready at eight. I'm coming to get you for our date. " He says casually.

Okay I know I'm not a regular at this but isn't he suppose to ask me first?

" What makes you think I want to go on a date with you? " I say.

" You don't? " His voice sounds vulnerable.

" Huh. Fine just this once I guess. How do I dress? Where are we going? " I try to act calm. I'm trying my best not to let the girly scream that's threatening to take over.

" Yay. Dress casual. I'll see you in an hour babe. " He says and ends the call.

I finally let the girly scream come out.

Ohmigod. Ohmigod. Ohmigod.

Breathe in, out, in, out.

How can you fucking breathe correctly when your crush asks you out?

I grab my phone and immediately call Amy and Michelle.

•••••••••

" Okay so I will do the hair, Michelle you do the clothes. " Amy says as she walks through my bedroom door.

" What about my makeup? " I ask.

" Honey, your too beautiful. " Michelle says.

I scoff at that. "As if. " They both roll their eyes at me.

Oh how many penises can you count in the mall. Oh how many penises can you count in the mall... I start singing to myself, while they redeem me.

A half an hour later, I'm ready. Cue Spongebob song. I stand in front of my body length mirror. I'm wearing a light blue sundress with white flats. My hair is curled and I have a little mascara on my eyes. Michelle says, that my eyelashes are as long as the last dick she saw. I don't know if that's a compliment or not. I'm not going to lie when I say I look okay. But Amy and Michelle are gushing about how gorgeous I look.

They are overdoing it.

Ding-Dong

Oh shit.

He's here.

Just remember how to breathe and you'll be okay.

" Eeeep! " Amy and Michelle squeal.

" Okay, here is the moment we've been waiting for darling. " Amy says to Michelle.

" Oh yes, honey. We've raised her so well. " Michelle pretends to wipe a fake tear from her eye. I just chuckle at my two crazy best friends.

We go down and answer the door. When the door opens, all the breath in my lungs are out. Adam is standing before me, in a white button down polo, with some dark jeans and white polo shoes. His hair is disheveled.

He gives me a grin. The grin that expose his dimples.

I want to lick those dimples.

What the hell?

" Done checking me out babe? " He asks cockily.

" Nope. " I say, not ashamed at all.

He smirks at me. " Milady? " He asks as he holds out his hand for me. I take it without a seconds hesitation. My hand fits perfectly with his, and the warmth his hand gives off to mine I don't plan on taking it off. He looks down at our hands then back at me and smiles.

" Okay, so don't do anything I wouldn't do, " Michelle says with a wink. " Use protection, " I need a gun right now, " remember to finger her before you stick it in. That way she'll be more wet. " Michelle continues. Meanwhile, I'm banging my head against the side of the house, while Adam is stifling a laugh. " And lastly, if you hurt her I will do things you never imagined possible. " Michelle says with a humourless smile. I look at Adam and if I'm not mistaken, he looks a little pale. He nods. " Great! Okay love y'all have fun! " They both yell to me. I turn and give them a wink. They giggle as they shut the door.

I guess they're chilling at my house for awhile.

Adam opens the door to his car for me. " Ah, such a gentleman. " I say.

He gives me a wink. " Only for you."

I give him a smile. " So where we going? " I ask him.

" Wouldn't you like to know. " He says with a smirk.

I look at him puzzled.

Well yeah isn't that the point?

He looks at me blankly. Then just turns and drives away.

" OH I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE WHEN YOU WALKED IN! ITS A SHAME ON ME! " Adam sings, yet again, Taylor Swift.

Whew boy, I'm in for a great first date.