Life as a fangirl

Chapter 15 - First dates

A/N IT WONT LET POST CHAPTER 14... BUT HE BASICALLY JUST ASKED HER OUT

Chapter 15 - First dates

Adam and I walk into a restaurant. We go right smack dab in the middle. All the old couples look at us and sigh, “ Ah, young love. ”

Well this is awkward.

“ So what do you want to talk about? " Adam asks.

" Worst first dates. " I say. I don't know why, but I just need to make sure he is not gay.

You'll understand in a moment...

He looks at me weirdly, “ Okay. I got an awful one. " He says. “ Me and this girl went to a small diner. We was just talking and then the server came and took our orders. But after that, she seemed distracted. It became clear that she was more interested in the server than me. Awkward to say the least, considering the server was a woman. " Adam finishes with a grimace. I bite my lip to hold the preventing laughter in. He looks me straight the eye and says, “ its not funny. " I lose my shit. I burst into giggle fits, I keep trying to stop myself but I just can't. “ Haha. So funny. " He says dryly. “ Your turn. Worst first date ever. "

“ Well, it was a blind date. My mom set me up with my dads ex coworker's son. We went to a city park, you know, to just walk around and such. Things were going great, except he kept making mention of the gay rights subject. Saying his religion didn't allow it, his family was against it, etc... Obviously this was a red flag but I wanted to be polite so I just rolled with it. We ended up going and sitting in his car because of mosquitoes. We continued talking and the subject arose again. He said to me, ‘ There is something I have to tell you. ’ And I'm like, ‘ Okay, what is it? ' He goes, ‘ I'm bisexual. ' And I'm sitting there thinking, well no shit. Then he says, ‘ I can prove it. ' And I'm like, ‘ no no, that's fine, I believe you, its cool. ' And I'm sitting there thinking well how is he going to prove it? Does he have a midget in the trunk or something? So he reaches toward the glove box and opened it. And I swear it was the BIGGEST black dildo you will ever see. It was folded in HALF in the glove box, so when he opened it, it was like snake in a can. Dildo everywhere! He grabs the thing and is like shaking it less than a foot away from my face. I was so astounded that I just busted out laughing. I couldn't regain my composure so I got out of the car laughing. Got in my car, still laughing and drove home, still laughing. " I finish. The people around us are giving us weird looks and Adam is almost in the floor laughing his ass off. It takes about ten minutes for Adam to finally stop laughing. I'm just sitting here glaring at him. Yes it was funny. But not that funny.

" Oh Melly, I'm so sorry. " He says wiping tears from his eyes.

Yup. The prick was laughing that hard.

" Yeah sure. " I say flatly. " So, why did you ask me on this date? " I say.

“ Because, I wanted to go on a date with you? " He says puzzled.

God, this boy.

“ Why me? Why not Zoe? Or I don't know, someone actually pretty and up to your standards? " I say. I am so confused. Why did he pick me?

He looks at me like I've shot up some heroin right in front of him. “ Melly, do you not get that you are in my standards? Actually to be truthful you're above my standards. You are way out of my league. And Zoe? Zoe means nothing to me. ” He says.