Zombie Apocalypse- Ballerina Bagels

Chapter 5

"Kat turn up there!" Kit shouted as she pointed to a giant, secure building. Kat did as she said. Soon they were walking through the front entrance of the building.

Kat stopped dead in her tracks as they reared the lobby of the hotel type place. Kit bumped into her. "What the hell" She muttered. Kat continued to stand in her spot while she stared ahead of them. Kit "lightly" punched Kat's face to get her attention.

Kat blinked twice, "Shut up" She whispered.

"Why?"

"Because there's fucking zombies 20 feet away from us that could possibly rip us limb by limb if they hear or spot us." Kat explained with annoyance.

"Valid reason" Kit said. They tiptoed over to another wall when all of the sudden a loud "pop" sounded followed by someone saying "Damn air"

Kit looked over at Kat with widened eyes. Kat was holding a bag of lays chips with a bunch stuffed in her mouth. Kat smiled sheepishly "I'm hungry" She defended.

Kit groaned then grabbed Kat's salty hand and ran. Once they were finally out of the zombies grasp they took in their surroundings. Toilet paper was everywhere. They were in a bathroom. Kit took in a deep breath and slid down against the wall, while Kat licked off the left over salt from her chips. "I cant believe you made me drop my chips!" She shouted quietly.

Kit sent her a death glare "You almost got us killed!"

"Not ah! If the zombies came after us I would have offered them my chips. "

"News flash Kat, zombies eat people not chips" Kit snapped.

"Dont talk to me like im a dumbass! " Kat snarled with a glare.

Kit laughed bitterly,  "but you are one"

Kat stuck up her middle finger and pointed it at Kit, "I'm done with your bullshit. I can survive this shit alone! " She exclaimed then turned around and walked out into the hall they came from.

Kit rolled her eyes at Kat's idiocity. 10 minutes went by though and she started to worry. "Um, Kat... You can come back now." She yelled down the hall. Silence. "Fine. I don't need you anyway, I'll just leave by myself" Kit muttered stubbornly. She got up and heard snoring coming from one of the stalls in the bathroom. "Dafuq? Who the hell snores like that?!" She questioned as she opened the stall door.

Instantly a cop with a sweet goatee and a half eaten banana peel in his hand woke up. "Who da fuck is interrupting my beauty sleep?" he asked.

Kit put her hands up "It wasn't me, yo"

The cop smiled "Hey I know you. Your K-dawg's daughter, right?"

"Um... Who? "

" Kristen. "

"Oh yeah. That's me I guess"

"Cool. I'm Captain Ghetto Pirate by the way. Oh and where's your twin?" CGP questioned as he got up.

"She got herpes and died a slow, painful death " Kit lied.

CGP shook his head solemnly, " Was there a pickle in her anus? "

Kit furrowed her eyebrows. "Um, yeah."

"Damn them horny pickles! " CGP shouted dramatically as he shook his fist in the air.

"Uh... Anyway, let's find my mom"

CGP nodded "Yeah, she told me to drive you to her location"

"And where is that? " Kit asked.

" At my old camp."

Kit smiled as she picked up a random can of soup off the ground and her pistol. As her and CGP walked towards the exit of the building she asked "So, why were you eating a banana peel in the girls bathroom?"

"Isn't it obvious?" CGP asked in a duh voice.

"Nope. Please explain. "

CGP didnt explain though. He just lead her to his police car and drove off.

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Kat sobbed in her car as she realized she was alone. She couldnt survive a zombie apocalypse alone! As she continued crying, Skittles barked loudly at the window. "What the fuck is it Skittles?!" Kat asked, annoyed.

Skittles barked louder in response. Kat roller her eyes and looked out the windows. There she saw a creepy guy in a hoodie looking at her. "What the fuck!?" She screamed.

The guy laughed as he pulled down his hoodie. Then he opened the passenger side of the car and entered it. "You should've seen your face!" he exclaimed.

Kat's eyes widened. "What the fuck dude! Get out of my car!"

The guy, who was about 30 with brown hair and green eyes, looked at Kat with great interest. "You dont remember me?" he asked. Kat shook her head. "I'm your Uncle! Uncle Carl! ( look back to like Chapter 4 of Badass Bitches)"

Kat narrowed her eyes at him "My mom never talked about you, and I have never seen you before"

"Well I know your mom, we grow up together, and I haven't seen you since you were 4 cuz your mom kicked me out of your house for trying to teach you how to use drugs. " Carl explained.

Kat's eyes widened, " Oh I remember you! Okay, anyway, we need to find my sister "

Carl nodded "Yeah, I saw her get in a cop car. I think they're going to the Gangsta Grounds."

"Okay. Lets go there then. "

" Yay!" Carl yelled, and so their adventure began.

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A/N:

Okie dokie, since I stayed up till 3 am to finish this im gonna ask some questions.

1. Favorite twin: Kit or Kat?

2. Who's perspective should I show next?

3. Glad Carl is back?

4. Am I fabulous? ;3 (if u dont answer yes I will rob u of your candy... Too late, already did. #sorrynotsorry)

Stay fabulous my grills XD