taehyung (8:46pm)
you rlly.
did thatara
did whattaehyung
say that to Namjoonara
and...?taehyung
he went and told everyone elseara
ok
well they probably already knew
he IS a kingtaehyung
r u still tipsyara
most definitely nottaehyung
Yep
ur gonna regret this in the morningara
hey now
it's not like i chugged five beerstaehyung
yeah, it was literally just half a beer
how exactly are you such a light weightara
im not DRUNK
just loose
don't pretend you aren't eithertaehyung
i have no idea what you're implyingara
c'mon dude
you ate all the chicken, didn't realize it, and blamed it on metaehyung
you DID eat most itara
that is such a lie
you also attempted to hypnotize metaehyung
that was for a very good reasonara
exactly what would that be, sir taehyungtaehyung
glad you asked
studies show that hypnosis is the key to unlocking memories and thoughts we NEVER even realize when haveara
im pretty sure those memories and thoughts are supposed to be remained untouched for a reasontaehyung
DONT YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT YOUR PAST LIFE WAS??ara
whattaehyung
bro. bro.
there's a hypnosis where you can VIEW UR LIFE REGRESSIONara
so you can see who u were in ur past life?
sounds about faketaehyung
no no no
it's like an hour long session and you almost sort of lucid dream it
it's so cool
you HAVE to try itara
how about NOtaehyung
WWWHHYYY NOTTTTTara
BECAAAUUUSEEE
i don't mess with demons
what if i get stuck in the hypnosistaehyung
that's why you do it with friends aroundara
news flash tae
i have 1 (one) friend and that's youtaehyung
that was bittersweet
what about ur roommates?ara
they're assholes
if i tell them
"hey im gonna go into a hypnosis pls wake me up if i don't get up in an hour"
they'll laugh at me and not do thattaehyung
... :-(ara
it be like that sometimestaehyung
i could...
ya kno...
be there if you wantara
what like a sleepover
wait i shouldn't have said thattaehyung
YES A SLEEPOVER
omg
but not at my place
everyone is still talking about youara
if i were to even let you in my shared apartment what would u tell them as an excuse for being gone a nighttaehyung
uh i was at time capsule hotel for writing a songara
and they'd believe that,taehyung
im a grown man i can do what i want anywaysara
damn ok mister 'i call myself taetae after drinking one can of beer'taehyung
whateeeVEEER
so sleep over at ur place next week or whatara
lemme check my scheduletaehyung
god ur gonna be all "err no i have boring schoolwork and boring classes and boring exams"ara
actually no im on break next week
god all that sass for nothingtaehyung
i take that back pls don't cancelara
FINE
but both u and i gotta put up with my roommatestaehyung
YAYYYYYYY :-D—
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