taehyung (8:46pm)
you rlly.
did that
ara
did what
taehyung
say that to Namjoon
ara
and...?
taehyung
he went and told everyone else
ara
ok
well they probably already knew
he IS a king
taehyung
r u still tipsy
ara
most definitely not
taehyung
Yep
ur gonna regret this in the morning
ara
hey now
it's not like i chugged five beers
taehyung
yeah, it was literally just half a beer
how exactly are you such a light weight
ara
im not DRUNK
just loose
don't pretend you aren't either
taehyung
i have no idea what you're implying
ara
c'mon dude
you ate all the chicken, didn't realize it, and blamed it on me
taehyung
you DID eat most it
ara
that is such a lie
you also attempted to hypnotize me
taehyung
that was for a very good reason
ara
exactly what would that be, sir taehyung
taehyung
glad you asked
studies show that hypnosis is the key to unlocking memories and thoughts we NEVER even realize when have
ara
im pretty sure those memories and thoughts are supposed to be remained untouched for a reason
taehyung
DONT YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT YOUR PAST LIFE WAS??
ara
what
taehyung
bro. bro.
there's a hypnosis where you can VIEW UR LIFE REGRESSION
ara
so you can see who u were in ur past life?
sounds about fake
taehyung
no no no
it's like an hour long session and you almost sort of lucid dream it
it's so cool
you HAVE to try it
ara
how about NO
taehyung
WWWHHYYY NOTTTTT
ara
BECAAAUUUSEEE
i don't mess with demons
what if i get stuck in the hypnosis
taehyung
that's why you do it with friends around
ara
news flash tae
i have 1 (one) friend and that's you
taehyung
that was bittersweet
what about ur roommates?
ara
they're assholes
if i tell them
"hey im gonna go into a hypnosis pls wake me up if i don't get up in an hour"
they'll laugh at me and not do that
taehyung
... :-(
ara
it be like that sometimes
taehyung
i could...
ya kno...
be there if you want
ara
what like a sleepover
wait i shouldn't have said that
taehyung
YES A SLEEPOVER
omg
but not at my place
everyone is still talking about you
ara
if i were to even let you in my shared apartment what would u tell them as an excuse for being gone a night
taehyung
uh i was at time capsule hotel for writing a song
ara
and they'd believe that,
taehyung
im a grown man i can do what i want anyways
ara
damn ok mister 'i call myself taetae after drinking one can of beer'
taehyung
whateeeVEEER
so sleep over at ur place next week or what
ara
lemme check my schedule
taehyung
god ur gonna be all "err no i have boring schoolwork and boring classes and boring exams"
ara
actually no im on break next week
god all that sass for nothing
taehyung
i take that back pls don't cancel
ara
FINE
but both u and i gotta put up with my roommates
taehyung
YAYYYYYYY :-D
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