Taehyung's Wrong Number - BTS Fanfic

twenty eight

taehyung (8:46pm)
you rlly.
did that

ara
did what

taehyung
say that to Namjoon

ara
and...?

taehyung
he went and told everyone else

ara
ok
well they probably already knew
he IS a king

taehyung
r u still tipsy

ara
most definitely not

taehyung
Yep
ur gonna regret this in the morning

ara
hey now
it's not like i chugged five beers

taehyung
yeah, it was literally just half a beer
how exactly are you such a light weight

ara
im not DRUNK
just loose
don't pretend you aren't either

taehyung
i have no idea what you're implying

ara
c'mon dude
you ate all the chicken, didn't realize it, and blamed it on me

taehyung
you DID eat most it

ara
that is such a lie
you also attempted to hypnotize me

taehyung
that was for a very good reason

ara
exactly what would that be, sir taehyung

taehyung
glad you asked
studies show that hypnosis is the key to unlocking memories and thoughts we NEVER even realize when have

ara
im pretty sure those memories and thoughts are supposed to be remained untouched for a reason

taehyung
DONT YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT YOUR PAST LIFE WAS??

ara
what

taehyung
bro. bro.
there's a hypnosis where you can VIEW UR LIFE REGRESSION

ara
so you can see who u were in ur past life?
sounds about fake

taehyung
no no no
it's like an hour long session and you almost sort of lucid dream it
it's so cool
you HAVE to try it

ara
how about NO

taehyung
WWWHHYYY NOTTTTT

ara
BECAAAUUUSEEE
i don't mess with demons
what if i get stuck in the hypnosis

taehyung
that's why you do it with friends around

ara
news flash tae
i have 1 (one) friend and that's you

taehyung
that was bittersweet
what about ur roommates?

ara
they're assholes
if i tell them
"hey im gonna go into a hypnosis pls wake me up if i don't get up in an hour"
they'll laugh at me and not do that

taehyung
... :-(

ara
it be like that sometimes

taehyung
i could...
ya kno...
be there if you want

ara
what like a sleepover
wait i shouldn't have said that

taehyung
YES A SLEEPOVER
omg
but not at my place
everyone is still talking about you

ara
if i were to even let you in my shared apartment what would u tell them as an excuse for being gone a night

taehyung
uh i was at time capsule hotel for writing a song

ara
and they'd believe that,

taehyung
im a grown man i can do what i want anyways

ara
damn ok mister 'i call myself taetae after drinking one can of beer'

taehyung
whateeeVEEER
so sleep over at ur place next week or what

ara
lemme check my schedule

taehyung
god ur gonna be all "err no i have boring schoolwork and boring classes and boring exams"

ara
actually no im on break next week
god all that sass for nothing

taehyung
i take that back pls don't cancel

ara
FINE
but both u and i gotta put up with my roommates

taehyung
YAYYYYYYY :-D

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