Harry Potter and the Hylian Alliance (Harry Potter/Legend of Zelda Crossover)

5. Detention With Umbridge

Link's P.O.V.

I found my way to Professor McGonagall, occasionally asking a moving painting for directions. I came to the door of the teacher's lounge and knocked. Snape answered the door.

"I'm looking for Professor McGonagall." I said. He went in and got her. She came to the door and I told her why I was here. She ushered me in.

"You yelled at Professor Umbridge?" she asked. "And pulled out a sword, which she's confiscating."

"She can't even touch it, the magic in it prevents evil beings from taking it." I said defiantly. "Plus Zelda and I received a prophetic dream that Voldemort and Ganon are trying to join forces. If there is any hope to prevent this then I need the Blade of Evil's Bane. Also like I'd be stupid enough to allow my enemy to disarm me. Zelda relies on magic to fight, I rely on weapons."

"Well, I will talk to Professor Dumbledore about the sword, but you will serve the detentions."

"As for the dreams, you have potions as your last class tomorrow. You and the Princess will stay so I can take you to Professor Dumbledore." Snape said. They dismissed me and I went to my next class, Herbology.

I told Zelda where we were going after potions tomorrow. After our last class Zelda and I went to Umbridge's office. Zelda came, because technically I'm to protect her. She transformed into Sheik and hid in the shadows. We came to Umbridge's office and I knocked.

"Come in." she said in that annoying voice of hers. I walked in with Sheik following secretly. "Ah, Mr. Faron. You will be taking lines with a special quill of mine. You won't need any ink. Write 'I must be respectful.' as many times as it takes to sink in."

I began to write but nothing showed up. She was watching over my shoulder and frowned. The Triforce mark on my hand was glowing. At that moment I realized that this quill was some kind of torture device and the Triforce was protecting me. I was supposed to be writing in my own blood and carving the words into the back of my hand. I dropped it and pulled out my bow.

"So you are trying to make me carve my hand open. Sorry to break it to you but the Triforce of Courage prevents that." I snarled. I drew an ice arrow. "Perhaps I should teach you a lesson."

"Link! That's enough." Sheik said stepping out of the shadows. She transformed back into Zelda.

"It's an ice arrow, Zel. It won't kill her, just freeze her. She'll unthaw eventually." I pointed out. Before she could do anything I fired the arrow and Umbridge was frozen in place. "I won't be serving detention anymore."

Zelda and I went down to dinner. She was telling me about what the Order was talking about at their meeting when a very wet, very angry Umbridge stormed in.

"Enjoy the lesson in respect?" I asked innocently in Hylian.

"You're not clever, Link." Zelda scolded in the same language.

"I think I'm a genius." I retorted. "Besides she deserved it."

"That doesn't matter." she snapped. "You should be respectful!"

"I should be respectful? What about her?" I demanded. I got up and stormed up to Gryffindor Tower and went to bed.

~Author's Note~

Nintendo owns the Legend of Zelda characters. J.K. Rowling owns the Harry Potter characters.

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