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monica
i'm not even mad
she's fucking HOT
phoebe
i'm kinda sorta phoebe but i'm also kinda sorta not, ya know?
joey
WELL I'M SURE AS HELL NOT JOEY
I'M PRETTY SMART I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW
chandler
Okay who put the pressure on me to be Chandler?
I can't be funny on the spot!!
phoebe
THEY'RE JUST NAMES GUYS, CHILL
monica
where are rachel and ross :(
phoebe
this is it for our long list of friends
monica
but i need my girlfriend and brother :(
phoebe
I'M YOUR NEW FUCKING GIRLFRIEND OKAY
monica
damn, okay
joey
I still don't get why I'm Joey
chandler
You wanna be Ross?
joey
Not really
chandler
Then shut the hell up and be happy with your assigned character, Harrison
joey
Tom isn't funny enough to be Chandler
phoebe
but monica and chandler are a fucking duo
and emily and tom are THAT FUCKING DUO too
monica
okay but like
you guys are much more like ross and rachel
jus sayin
chandler
I agree with my wife
monica
thanks husband xx
phoebe changed phoebe to rachel
rachel changed joey to ross
rachel
let's restart
ross
You done goofed
rachel
stfu ross
monica
eW harrison's my brothER
chandler
Hurt her and I'll chop your tiny balls off
ross
Isn't this supposed to be the other way around?
monica
he's my loving and supportive husband, he can do what he wants
ross
Are you two actually swallowing your characters whole
monica
i'm definitely not gonna be a clean freak, but tom is now my husband
i mean chandler
chandler
Thanks sweetie, love u x
monica
love u more x
chandler
No, I love u more xx
ross
Just have sex already
rachel
can we? i'm bored
monica
STOP
MY EYES
chandler
YOU'RE HURTING MY WIFE
monica
IT BURNS
chandler
LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE
monica
I'M GETTING TRAUMATIC FLASHBACKS
chandler
SHUSH IT'LL BE OKAY HONEY
rachel
you guys are something else
ross
Do I really have to be a dinosaur expert?
rachel
well you can't be joey
ross
Why not?
monica
you're definitely ross
ross
Is that an insult?
monica
i actually don't know
chandler
HI WIFE
I'M SURPRISED YOU'RE ALIVE
monica
hi husband :)
i'm barely making it
now we need a phoebe and joey :(
rachel
ffs
you'll never be pleased
chandler
I please her :)
monica
meh
chandler
WHAT
monica
jk u please me plenty ily xx
ross
Is this not weird?
monica
oh, go have makeup sex with rachel and break up with her to go have sex with another girl right away so you can repeat the cycle already.
i'm sick of you ruining the moment
chandler
SHIT
rachel
maybe she snapped
ross
WE WERE ON A BREAK
YOU ARE READING
EUPHORIA │ t.h
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