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"Friends" groupchat
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monica
guys, i'm nervous for tonight

rachel
you'll do fine bby

ross
You got this, Emily

chandler
You'll be amazing
I can't wait to hear you sing!!

rachel
that's cute ^^
when are the sidemen + gang going?

monica
i just told them the time and venue, i didn't ask them for info in return

rachel
i need to be on the lookout then

monica
i invited them backstage 🤷🏻‍♀️

rachel
BITCH

ross
She collapsed

chandler
Are you ready? We'll come get you

monica
yeah, i guess i am.

chandler
See you soon x
Don't stress
Trust me
You'll be fine
They'll love you

monica
thanks tommy

rachel
TOMMY?

ross
Tommy?

rachel
jiNx!!!
anyway
T O M M Y ?

chandler
It's just a nickname, guys. Chill.

rachel
ITS A CUTESY NICKNAME

ross
You get pissed when I tease you with that

monica
he just likes me more x

ross
We been knew

chandler
I'm gonna strangle you pretty soon, Harrison

ross
Collect your husband, Em

chandler
NO
I CALL HER EM

ross
Dude, that's the easiest nickname in existence

rachel
actually
nobody calls her em
i call her ems
her brother calls her mils
her dad calls her miles, smiles when she's in a good mood
and her mother sticks with emily

chandler
HA
SO BACK OFF
HARRY

ross
You're dead meat

chandler
I'm already in the Uber, dude, nice try.
Speaking of
Can you two hurry up and get out here? I wanna pick up Em on time.

monica
such a dad
dare i say a dilf?

ross
DO YOU KNOW WHAT DILF MEANS???

chandler
I cAnT bReAthE

ross
I thought you were the soft one

monica
wHaTs a DiLf

rachel
aRE YOU SERIOUS??

ross
It's Dad I'd Like to Fuck

rachel
sHE KNOWS WHAT IT IS
AIN'T SO SLICK BITCH
YOU CALLED JOSH A DILF
AND GIGGLED WHEN I TOLD YOU WHAT THAT ACTUALLY WAS

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