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[ Em💐 to peter parker 🥺 ]

Em💐
you look really pretty

peter parker 🥺
Thank you?

Em💐
you look pretty too

peter parker 🥺
Oh nvm
You saw the trailer?

Em💐
peter parker here to pick up a passport please

peter parker 🥺
How was it?

Em💐
whAt just happenEd

peter parker 🥺
Was the trailer good, Em?

Em💐
SUP DICKWAD

peter parker 🥺
EMILY

Em💐
WHAT
I'M SORRY
I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE TRAILER

peter parker 🥺
This is exactly why I left for the gym

Em💐
i didn't get to tell you yet
but you looked so cute in the live ☺️
aaand peter parker looks FIIIIIIIINE in the trailer 🤤

peter parker 🥺
Thanks, love

Em💐
legs wide open for mr. parker

peter parker 🥺
That's-
Pedophilia

Em💐
HOW ARE THEY GONNA LET TONY STARK DIE

peter parker 🥺
W-what?

Em💐
TONY STARK??
IRON MAN?????
yeah, he's so dead

peter parker 🥺
Why do you think that?

Em💐
well, i didn't TOTALLY analyze the trailer BUT
peter looked so broken when he was staring at the stark suit in his closet while he was packing
AND pepper potts signed the big ass check
not tony stark
sooooo
i'm hanging myself if i'm right

peter parker 🥺
EMILY
STOP

Em💐
PETER NEEDS TONY!!!
i mean, he doesn't but he does
he needs a father figure :(
and idk
happy isn't giving me big 'father figure' vibes despite the fact he's makin googly eyes with may.
MARVEL = BUNCHA PUSSIES
killin off tony like that
smh

peter parker 🥺
You're not gonna be fun to bring to the premiere, are you?

Em💐
I'M COMING WITH YOU TO THE PREMIERE???

peter parker 🥺
You're my girlfriend??
How could I not??

Em💐
I'M GONNA BE SPIDER-MAN'S ARM CANDY
AHAHAHAHAHXJSJDKDKCKSSKJ

peter parker 🥺
I regret letting Sony release that trailer...

Em💐
WHAT
WHY
SHUT UP

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