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[ Em💐 to dust💀 ]
Em💐
you have 10 seconds to send me the trailer
dust💀
Hello to you too, Em!! 💙
Em💐
bitch, i'm not kidding
i will rip your head off
dust💀
How about if I bring you some food? Will that help?
Em💐
no.
i want the damn trailer, thomas.
dust💀
Emily, I love you, but you know I can't do that
Em💐
tell your mom our wedding's canceled
dust💀
WHAT
I mean, we haven't planned a wedding yet
BUT WHAT
Em💐
possibly eloping to hawaii? CANCELED!
signing a paper to signify our eternity of love? OUT THE WINDOW!
having sex on our honeymoon? BOY, BYE!
dust💀
Em-
Em💐
i'm your biggest fan, tommy
how come i'm not special enough for you to give me the trailer early :(
dust💀
If I did, we still wouldn't be able to marry
You know why?
I'D BE DEAD
Em💐
sigh
fine
when's it coming out then?
dust💀
Soon, my love
Em💐
don't romance me, asswipe
dust💀
I AM LITERALLY OUT GROCERY SHOPPING FOR YOU
WHY DO YOU FEEL THE NEED TO BULLY ME??
Em💐
because i really miss peter parker
and i guess i miss you too
come baackkkk
dust💀
You're gonna put me in a casket well before I make you my wife, smh
Em💐
shut up
i don't work you that much
dust💀
How's the cramping?
Em💐
well i'm not bleeding out of my vagina, so idk what the fuck's going on
but it's alright i guess
just need some tommy loving 🥺
dust💀
Don't-
Don't say it like that
Em💐
OOOOOOO
CAN I GIVE YOU A BLOWJOB IN EXCHANGE FOR THE TRAILER????
dust💀
EMILY
STOP
HOW MANY BOTTLES OF WINE HAVE YOU HAD??
Em💐
um, only half of one, ya cunt
dust💀
Well I'm bringing back your car-full of groceries and then we can cuddle and watch some movies, alright?
Em💐
no trailer for emily? :(
dust💀
Sorry, love
Em💐
no blowjob for tommy. >:(
dust💀
I literally have no words
Other than
S T O P
Please
I'm in public
Em💐
whatever
it'll be easier to seduce you in person anyway
dust💀
Em! You're in pain
AND in the place you need for what you're trying to work at right now
Em💐
um
i don't care
i want the trailer
dust💀
I'm not giving you the trailer
You'll have to wait with everyone else
But that doesn't mean I love you any less
In fact, I love you even more :)
Em💐
really?
i think i'm annoying
dust💀
I love that you're just as much a fan of Spider-Man as I am
I adore it
Em💐
r-really?
dust💀
Really <3
Em💐
i love u
my prince❣️
I love u more, Em
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a/n: if the ffh trailer isn't released tomorrow, i'm snapping myself out of existence x
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Fanfiction"I thought you were really pretty, but my massive crush began once I started to get to know you." - • - the one in which tom holland falls ...
