yes, near death experiences, brought to you by the clumsiest and most reckless person in the galaxy.
i'm gonna get straight to the point, i almost died two times in the past two days.
if you have been through car accidents or immense pain due to you being stupid, do not read, this may trigger ptsd.
first, i was in my car and we were at a place where there are a ton of crossroads for some stupid reason, they have stop signs and everything, it's just too stressful for me. anyway, i was shazaming a song at the time and the dude from my right was supposed to stop and look before he continued driving and he didn't. i wasn't the one driving but i also wasn't paying attention, up until the moment i saw the strangers' front of the car right at my door. the driver, thankfully, has amazing reflexes and the dude didn't hit us but i legitimately saw the front of the dudes' car right in front of me and i wasn't able to react. it's one of these moments, now that i'm alive, i say to myself, i could have reacted, i could've covered my self or something but in reality, being there, you have no time.
i don't know if any of y'all have been through a car accident or anything like that but if you have, you know what i'm talking about. if you haven't been in any risky situations involving crashes with vehicles, i hope you never go through that. be safe and act safe on the road.
second act of extremely high levels of stupidity is the situation where i burned myself with boiling water while i was cooking some pasta. this is how it went down.
a little pre story, i have problems with the magnesium in my system. magnesium, i think, it does something to your blood and it takes it places it needs to be at, i don't know, point is, my magnesium acted like a little bitch and said, 'okay, let's make her hands utterly useless while she is pouring boiling hot water into the pot'. so, my hands went numb, i couldn't feel anything and i dropped the pot with the water in it and i burned my thighs a little bit AND i didn't get to eat, which, in my opinion is the greatest punishment of all. *oof*
that's how life is treating me right now, i don't know why. i also failed a test, which is amazing, as always, i'm used to it actually. you know what's weird? i may get a 100 out of a 100 in a test and then dramatically fail the next one, which is the case right now and it's driving me FrEakING insAne.
yes, those things happened and they happened during a very short period of time and i'm now continually shook and alert. don't do ant of those at home, be smart and cautious.
and that concludes this update, ItsOnlyZane , that is the reason i wasn't uploading, everything is going to shit buddy.
