hey, it's me again. surprise, i know. i'm currently watching supernatural and i don't know what the hell i'm typing.
so, i disappeared on the 19th, right? on the 21st i was intending to post something but i got my period and before i even had breakfast that wonderful morning, i decided to make cookies. i filmed myself and send the video to my friends and they laughed their asses off. my brilliant mind had the marvelous idea to -AAH, THEY'RE DRESSED AS PRIESTS, I'M CRYING- yeah, my mind had the marvelous idea to go through the steps once more and describe to you what exactly went down while i was making the cookies.
quick disclaimer, this is probably the most dirty minded chapter i've ever written, you've been warned. if you feel uncomfortable with that kind of humor -shut the fuck up, you ain't funny-, i understand, do not proceed on reading.
let's get it.
first of all, i gathered all of the ingredients. what we will need is nutella, don't break a sweat about it, there's plenty of that in this household, i live here after all. sugar, that i don't think i have the exact sugar the lady used in the video so i am using another one. flour, there we g- COUGH, FUCKING FLOUR, ALL UP IN MY NOSTRILS, OH NO, MY SHIRT.
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and we're back again, next we have baking powder. yeah, got no joke for that. um, *silence* butter! why did i get excited about butter? yes, we have butter. we need an egg, we got the egg, isn't she just beautiful, have you ever seen an egg? aren't they beautiful? and that's -SHE GOT STABBED IN THE EYE, WHAT THE HELL?- that's it, we got everything. let's get to the process of making the cookEYS -ah, she didn't get stabbed, sam dreamt about it, okay-.
firstly, we get a tray *hitting myself with the tray by accident cause i'm stupid* OUCH. we take this paper like cooking thing and put it on the tray, yaaas, spread that, yaas. then, we get two spoons and the nutella.this is getting sexual. please, make sure you alienate children from the screen. jUST kIdding, you are quite nasty, aren't you? what we need to do now is small, um, small balls of nutella, I WARNED YOU FOR THE CHILDREN. so we make the nutella balls on the paper thing on the tray. and that is going to the fridge for 15 minutes, there we go. i'm already tired.
NEXT, we get a mixer. she is beauty, she is grace, she can mess up your face, she is also heavy as fuck, i don't think i can hit myself with that, i guess we'll have to wait and see what genius thing i'm gonna do next to harm myself. into a bowl we add the flour, the sugar and we mix them. after some time, we add the egg, THEY WERE TWINS, and baking powder. we mix them too along with everything else and we wait now.
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ARE MY BALLS READY? they looked fucking delicious, i don't even know why i'm trying to make cookies, i could just eat the nutella balls, anyway. we take our balls out of the fridge, and we also use some of the dough to embrace one nutella ball. now, that's really important, i want you to lift up one ball lightly and shove it into the dough, not too hard, just enough to feel one with it and spread the dough around the ball. in the end, we have a wonderful nutella ball surrounded by the dough we made with so much love, patience and, love. at last, we let that rest on another tray, on a cooking sheet, that's gonna go into the oven. we repeat the same process with the rest of our balls -WELL SHIT, THAT'S A PLOT TWIST, why am i acting like i haven't watched that episode already?-
as the tray goes into the already preheated oven, tears of joy may appear on your face, as they did in mine. but you must understand, people come and go. same goes with nutella and dough -i'll walk myself out-.
and we're back, in black, i changed my shirt, i wanted to look nice for the reveal, what? okay, that tray looks haut but the cookies look hauuuuter, you know what i'm shain? *while taking the tray out if the oven* I'M AN ARTIST, those look horrible though, what the heeell?
after our cookies have become a little cooler referring to the temperature, let's try some, shall we?
well, it's a shame i changed my shirt because i'm gonna puke all over it.
i'm sorry to all the chefs i've insulted with these cookies, my apologies to the lady who made the cookies in that video, you my lady are a real one for succeeding.
link to the actual recipe; https://pin.it/at35xv26gp3y7u
i don't know if that'll work so the recipe can be found on pinterest, it's called nutella stuffed chocolate chip cookies.
