chuchutrain
doublebillion:
hey~
chuchutrain:
hey there~ do you need something?
doublebillion:
oh no, i just wanted to talk to you
doublebillion:
sorry
chuchutrain:
omf no don't apologize
chuchutrain:
i'm sorry ahhhhh the only ones who texts me are jungkook and his boyfriend
chuchutrain:
so i guess i was a bit caught off guard when you texted me
chuchutrain:
i swear my life is not as sad as it sounds rn
doublebillion:
at least you have a life :')
chuchutrain:
welp
chuchutrain:
sucks to be you i guess
doublebillion:
bitch
doublebillion:
bark bark
chuchutrain:
i do not appreciate this behavior
doublebillion:
sucks to be you i guess
chuchutrain:
goddamn
doublebillion:
did you know that billy goats urinate on their own head to be more attractive to female goats?
chuchutrain:
oh boi now that would get me weak on my knees
doublebillion:
ikr, it's so seducing
chuchutrain:
why did you tell me this tho, like i'm thankful bc that's great information but why
doublebillion:
bc i didn't want this convo to die just yet ;-;
chuchutrain:
ohhhhhh
chuchutrain:
well then i got a spicy fact for you too!!!
chuchutrain:
gorillas burp when they are happy
doublebillion:
i always secretly knew my friends were gorillas
doublebillion:
this explains so much
chuchutrain:
okay but imagine you'd vibrate when you're happy
doublebillion:
omf, what a.... buzz
chuchutrain:
don't make me block you after not even a week of texting
doublebillion:
i'm surprised you put up with me for so long
chuchutrain:
i'm starting to regret it
doublebillion:
nahh you don't
chuchutrain:
okay maybe not
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