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jaebae:
jinyoung, are we getting old?Peanutlover94:
jaebeom baby, why would you say thatjaebae:
it feels as if our fucklings finally grew up, they are spreading their wings and leaving their nest, leaving the comfort of their loving and supportive parents to discover the world on their ownjaebae:
also i saw a grey hair on youHolyHands™:
that's so sad, alexa play despacitoPeanutlover94:
ahhh fuck you darlingjaebae:
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)snaccjacc:
i always said you're a grandpa of course you are oldjaebae:
i do not appreciate that tone mister, bambam remove jackson from this group chatHolyHands™:
is he still the only admin?yeetcucumbers:
no man should have that much powerPeanutlover94:
bambam isn't even a man, he's a broccoli at mostyeetcucumbers:
or that albino broccolijaebae:
do you mean cauliflowerHolyHands™:
he doesdoublebillion:
that's why i left my 'nest' you dickosdoublebillion:
i don't get appreciated enough in this household of idiotsdoublebillion:
we should make a shrine for me that we pray to every evening and also get a group chant where we praise my name and sing how amazing i am and what a blessing to all of youdoublebillion:
OH and every friday it's sacrifice day and all of you have to give me sweets like snickers and that shit. who doesn't will be shredded immediatelydoublebillion:
damn, call me bambam the genius from now onjaebae:
suddenly i'm not so sad that bambam left the nestPeanutlover94:
me neither, he's nothing but a fond memory nowyeetcucumbers:
okay y'all put all that sass back where it came from now bc i wanna know how the lunch dates from jacks and bams wentHolyHands™:
ohhhh yesss jacks you go firstsnaccjacc:
it was sooooooooo amazing avajahdhs you should have seen namjoon (crab boy) (or as i like to call him a literal angel) he is so adorablesnaccjacc:
when he smiled at me with his dimples showing my heart went full speed and i think i drooled a bityeetcucumbers:
ewwww i know i said i want to know how it went but you can leave those details outsnaccjacc:
i really want stuff with him to work out yk? ahhhh hes really great and i think i could see myself falling for himPeanutlover94:
avxjabshshsh that's so amazing ahhhh i'm so happy for you!!Peanutlover94:
when are you two going on your date?snaccjacc:
friday after class ahhhsnaccjacc:
@ bambam, can you help me with an outfit then?doublebillion:
of course you smitten boysnaccjacc:
yayay but now tell us how it was with yugyeomdoublebillion:
it was nicejaebae:
just nice?doublebillion:
well, it went good? what's more to tell?HolyHands™:
come on, surely you can say a bit moredoublebillion:
he is nice, it was nice that's itjaebae:
let's leave it like that, he clearly doesn't want to talk about itdoublebillion:
thank youchuchutrain
chuchutrain:
i know i said it would just be the two of us :((( im so sorry that yoongi and jungkook just sat down next to uschuchutrain:
i told them to go but they said it's payback for that one time at the cafe ahhhhh i feel so bad nowdoublebillion:
don't worry yugyeom, they are nice and your friends, so it's okaychuchutrain:
no it's not and you know that toochuchutrain:
i'll make it up to you! how about coffee this saturday? only if you have time and if you're up tochuchutrain:
no jungkook and no yoongi, i promisedoublebillion:
that actually sounds great to me ^^doublebillion:
also i did some research today! and tadaaaadoublebillion:
doublebillion:
you can actually make an origami dickchuchutrain:
thank youchuchutrain:
i bet i'll be able to make the bigger one that youdoublebillion:
oh bitch you're on-
A/N:
those convos are so heavily based on my life it's not even funny anymoreHave a nice day/night ♥️
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