Chapter 35

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Peanutlover94:
bambam can i borrow that cute shirt you wore a few days ago?

doublebillion:
sure!! i'm not home rn tho bc i was at the library but i'll call my mum to let you in

doublebillion:
you can just go to my room and take it then

Peanutlover94:
you're an angel

snaccjacc:
what do you need that shirt for ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

jaebae:
jinyoungie and i are going on a date today!! i'm so excited

yeetcucumbers:
my heart just did an uwu

yeetcucumbers:
mark we should go on a date soon too

HolyHands™️:
but we went on one yesterday?

yeetcucumbers:
oh please your idea of date is looking at the eiffel tower through google maps together

HolyHands™️:
.... babe why you gotta expose me

chuchutrain:
omf is that for real??

chuchutrain:
mark you're my hero

chuchutrain:
tips on how to save money from moth

HolyHand™️:
did you brat just call me moth

chuchutrain:
whatcha gonna do about it bröther

snaccjacc:
hold on, don't you and bambam already play online girl games together?

doublebillion:
lately we've been playing sims together!!! it's so nice!! especially bc we made characters that look like you guys and let them die!!

snaccjacc:
true! friendship! right! here!

jaebae:
bambam sounds so excited i don't have the heart to make fun of him rn nor to be offended omg

Peanutlover94:
guys not to be random but uhh,,,

Peanutlover94:
bambam,,, care to explain why there's a ginormous and i'm talking about big ben huge origami dick in your closest?

Peanutlover94:
omg where did you even get such a large paper for that wtf

doublebillion:
THIS IS MY PROUDEST CREATION DONT @ ME OKAY

doublebillion:
SHIT GAVE ME SO MANY PAPER CUTS THO

doublebillion:
I CRIED BC OF HAPPINESS WHEN IT WAS FINALLY FINISHED

doublebillion:
can you image how weird i looked folding an origami dick at 2am while crying and singing along to africa by toto

yeetcucumber:
so like,, a wild bambam in his natural habitat?

snaccjacc:
honestly sounds like a blast to me

jaebae:
so you weren't kidding when you told us you were folding a big origami dick huh

doublebillion:
you guys thought i was kidding???

yeetcucumbers:
well yeah

HolyHands™️:
i thought so too but honestly finding out it was the truth i'm not even surprised

chuchutrain:
why would he lie? like folding origami dicks is a really serious matter you can't lie about that wth >:((

chuchutrain:
that's like, against the law or something

doublebillion:
or something!!

snaccjacc:
precious idiots

Peanutlover94:
@bambam your mum just gave me the last cookie i think i'm her favorite child and i'm not even her child lolol

doublebillion:
THIS IS SO UNFAIR

doublebillion:
I BOUGHT THOSE COOKIES

Peanutlover94:
and thank you for that!! the cookie was delicious

doublebillion:
,,,, i know THATS WHY I BOUGHT THEM

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A/N
okay so i got some stuff to tell ahxksbdb

1. i feel like ending this soon? it's not that i don't enjoy writing it but i don't wanna drag it out till it gets super boring

2. since this will end soon,,,, is there anything you'd like to see happening?

3. im thinking that i'll maybe start writing a bts fanfic or two? idk if i ever get anything done tho sbxkks

4. how are you? how was your day? i hope today made you feel happy

5. thank you for all the support! i love you lots ♥️

(6. my week consisted of dying over oneus, ateez and the bts webtoon- i regret nothing,,,, that's the tea)

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