Chapter 19

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my kids suck

doublebillion:
dickos this is yugyeom, remember, be nice

chuchutrain:
hey guys! ^^ i hope you don't mind me joining the group chat

chuchutrain:
if you want i can of course leave

snaccjacc:
don't be silly! any friend of bambam is our friend

chuchutrain:
ahhh yay i'm glad

chuchutrain:
well then, i'm yugyeom! nice to meet you all

jaebae:
im jaebeom

jaebae:
*i'm

jaebae:
ah well same thing

snaccjacc:
i'm jackson but you can call me your dream knight if you want

doublebillion:
he does not want that

snaccjacc:
worth a shot

Peanutlover94:
i'm jinyoung and welcome to our wtf family

yeetcucumbers:
i'm youngjae

HolyHands™:
i'm mark

jaebae:
no he's bob

HolyHands™:
goddamn jb i'm not bob

jaebae:
whatever makes you sleep at night~

doublebillion:
y'all know me already

snaccjacc:
sadly

doublebillion:
yugyeom do you see this? i get so much disrespect from them

doublebillion:
i'm glad you're here, at least someone is now nice to me

HolyHands™:
yugyeom i'll pay you six bucks and a pack of skittles if you diss bambam with us from now on

jaebae:
no bribery in my loving family

Peanutlover94:
mark that was a low blow

Peanutlover94:
yugyeom we'll give you ten bucks and two packs of skittles

chuchutrain:
you got me already at dissing bambam

Peanutlover94:
i like him already

Peanutlover94:
jb let's adopt another kid

doublebillion:
for the last time YOURE NOT OUR PARENTS

jaebae:

Peanutlover94:SHUSH YOUR FOOD HOLE BAMBAM

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Peanutlover94:
SHUSH YOUR FOOD HOLE BAMBAM

Peanutlover94:
it's just your teenage phase you're going through rn

doublebillion:
iTs NoT a PhAsE iTs WhO i Am

chuchutrain:
what was that about adoption

jaebae:
you're our kid now and ye now the weather

chuchutrain:
oh well, thanks i guess??

Peanutlover94 change the name to "my kids suck except yugyeom"

jaebae :
jinyoung and i are the parents of these fucklings

snaccjacc:
you're a fuckling now too, wear the title with pride

doublebillion:
omf guys i told you to go easy on him

doublebillion:
you gonna scare him off

chuchutrain:
it's alright bambam ^^ it's cool

yeetcucumbers:
😎

HolyHands™:
youngjae why would you do this

doublebillion:
youngjae has to compensate his lack of swag with emojis

yeetcucumbers:
i hate you bambam

doublebillion:
i hate me too

Peanutlover94:
OH SHUT IT BAMBAM

Peanutlover94:
you were drooling over a selfie of you just yesterday and sent it to all of us

jaebae:
it's even your lock screen now

snaccjacc:
namjoon would prolly say "love yourself" to that

doublebillion:
first of all i look cute as hell in that pic

doublebillion:
second of all don't expose meeee

chuchutrain:
wait wait wait

chuchutrain:
kim namjoon?

snaccjacc:
yess!!! do you know him?

chuchutrain:
yeah! i met him once at a bday party of a friend

snaccjacc:
that's so so cool ahhhh isn't namjoon just the greatest??

yeetcucumbers:
leave the poor kid alone with your crush

chuchutrain:
i don't mind tho

chuchutrain:
yes namjoon is really nice and sweet!

snaccjacc:
i know ahhhhhhhhhhhh

snaccjacc:
i'm too gay for him tbh

Peanutlover94:
release your inner rainbow dawg

HolyHands™:
🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

doublebillion:
hey that's gay

chuchutrain:
no shit sherlock

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A/N

lolol guess who's not dead but just too lazy to write

sorry about that btw

How are you doing?

Have a nice day~

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